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John x reader x karkat: Movie Marathon

You were hanging out with John and Karkat, having a movie marathon. Honestly you couldn't have picked two WORSE people to do this with, John was making you watch con air and Karkat was planning on watching 50 shades of creepy office ra- I mean 50 shades of grey.

Woop-dee-doo.

As con air was coming to a happy ending, the T.V decided to break down.
SWEET RELEASE!
you mumble a small "mmh whatcha sayyyy..." And John panics and desperately trys to fix the T.V.
Karkat grunts at john to hurry up and wiggles closer to you. You give him a 'wtf r u doin m8' look and he mutters "SORRY I'M GETTING COLD."
You roll your eyes and let him snuggle in your cozy blanket cocoon. John finally fixes the T.V and sits on the couch on the other side of you. He gives a fake shiver and you sigh. "Come join the hug train Egderp..." You mutter and he instantly wriggles in beside you.
Now the two boys are practically breathing on your neck, yeah, it was kinda sexy, but not sexy enough to stop you from wanting to slap them both. Con air FINALLY finished, for real this time.

One shitty movie down, one more to go...

Karkat gets up and sets up 50 shades of cringe and snuggles next to you again.
Halfway through the movie you feel something rub your thigh, making you blush. You glance at the yellow clawed hand and follow up its gray arm to see Karkat. His eyes are on the screen, but that smirk on his face tells you his mind isn't

You feel something touch your other thigh, John's hand to be exact. He gently squeezes your upper thigh.
You try to ignore the to guys touching you up by looking at the porn worthy contents on the screen but this only makes you blush more. They continue to poke and prod at you until their hands meet. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING NOOKWHIFF!?" Karkat hisses. 'Ohshitohshitohshitohshit' was all you could think. John pulls you closer, his strong chest against your back. "I could ask you the same question Karkat!" He yells.
Karkat grabs you and pulls you into a protective hug. "YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE WHAT'S NOT YOURS!"

wat?

"And you can't just claim people to be yours when they clearly like me!"

Um... Excuse me?

"YOU ASSHAT! SHE'S NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL FOR YOU!" okay, that's as much bullshit as you can take. Time to step in.
"stop acting like children!... Or.... wrigglers, can't you learn to share!?"

You just fucked up big time, as soon as those words fell from your mouth you knew you'd made a huge mistake. The boys fall silent, looking at each other as if talking with their eyes. Slowly, smirks grow on their faces. "You're right (y/n), we should share..." John whisperes huskily in your ear, his breath tickling you. He slowly gets closer to your neck, leaving a gentle kiss. You gasp as your vision switches to Karkat. His black lips are slightly apart, his sharp teeth visible, his lidded gray eyes are on you the whole time. He presses his thin lips against your plush ones, making soft but passionate movements which you happily copy.

John is still kissing your neck, his tongue grazing ever so lightly against your skin. He suddenly bites your flesh. Hard. You gasp and moan at the rough action and Karkat takes this opportunity to slip his gray tongue in your mouth, tasting every inch of your wet cavon.

You feel cold hands slyly make their way up your body, almost as if dancing across your skin. They keep going up and up until you feel them squeeze your breasts and not all to gently. You let out yet another lusty moan as John chuckles, "you like that (y/n)?"

Where had that sweet innocent little John gone?
(The fuck would I know? Do I look like Hussie to you?)
You whimper weakly under his touch, encouraging him to carry on.
You hear a tearing sound and feel a sudden coldness on your legs. Karkat had his hands on your hips and was now dragging his sharp claw-like nails down your thighs, ripping the fabric of what was once a nice pair of jeans.
They become nothing but shreds as they fall off your hips effortlessly. John releases your soft mounds and gingerly slips off your shirt.
This leaves you in your bra and panties, a pink hue dusting your cheeks. It's was now John and Karkat's turn to undress, they take turns removing items, letting you watch as both boys slowly but sexily reveal their skin until they too are only in their undergarments.
"We don't have to do this..." Karkat whispers, his voice so soft you can hardly recognize it.
"...We can stop if you want us too." John finishes, equally as soft and loving.
"N-no, keep going, please." You whine in a needy tone. They nod and remove the last of the clothing.
In front of you, you see Karkat's alien appendage, or his bulge if you prefer, it squirms around as if looking for you.
Behind you, you see John's hard erection, standing proud and throbbing ever so lightly.

Karkat pulls you onto his lap, letting the red tentacle wriggle its way inside you, it thrashes around inside of you uncontrollably as you let out a sharp groan of pleasure. Suddenly you feel those cold hands again, this time on your ass as you feel John gradually push his way inside you as not to hurt you. Once you're ready you give a small nod and the two boys thrust at a agonizingly slow pace. They kiss and bite at your neck, lips, face, back and chest, leaving dark hickies all over you. They even kiss each other now and then. "F-faster!" You plea and they happily oblige, not quite pounding you but going fast enough to satisfy you.

You begin to buck your hips in rhythm with their thrusts, you feel a tight knot build up in your stomach as your end is nearing.
You try your best to form words by they only come out as snippets. "J-Joh- oohhh... Ka-Kar- ahh-.... I'm s-so... Nng... Clo-"
You're silenced by the troll's lips as John groans, "w-we know, s-so are w-we..."

With that their thrust become rough and sloppy, they both moan your name as you scream theirs. You all release at the same time, sharing one last kiss.

They pull out and you all collapse on the couch, the forgoten movie had finished a long time ago and you tiredly stare at the blank screen until you feel two warm bodies bring you into an embrace and a blanket draped over the three of you.

"SHARING'S FUN." Karkat states in his usual gruff voice and John let's out an adorable nerdy giggle, you laugh along before drifting off too sleep.

HO-LY-SHIET 1169 WORDS!.... pfft 69.
WELP I spent three hours on this, I hope you like it, I am very tired, its 11pm but I will continue updating... Maybe.
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