"i uh wow i mean you a you look good harry."
"you don't look bad yourself."
"okay, let me set some rules. number one: he must be home by 11: 30. number two: you must not reach 2nd base, 1st base is enough. number 3-"
"niall!"
"hey don't interrupt me. now where was i? ah, number 3: if you're planning to murder harry, keep his body. don't give his remains to me or something."
"niall, you're embarrassing me."
"number 4: follow the speed limit, you don't want to have a ticket on your first date-"
"niall?"
"yes?"
"stop."
"no. no. no. i actually find this funny. please continue, harry's dad."
"louis! you too?"
"you're a charmer, louis, i like you."
"thank you. you ready to go harry?"
"yeah."
"use protection!"
"bye niall."
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Sock Boy (lwt x hes) [discontinued]
Fanfic"Good afternoon, welcome to American Apparel! How can I help you?" Wherein Louis works in American Apparel and Harry buys a pair of socks everyday