"i need to tell you something."
"really? i have a news for you as well! but you go first."
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"why are you acting like that? is it that seriou-"
"i'm pregnant."
"ha- what are you saying? we haven't even done that."
"thought it'd be cool for me to have a baby bump don't you think?"
"harold, have you been doing drugs or summat?"
"just a random thought. now what's the news?"
"i bought us something."
"a baby?"
"what's up with you and babies. besides, you don't buy babies."
"...okay continue."
"i bought a ticket to donny. i would love for you to meet my family, especially my mum."
"oh my god! are you serious? what if she hates me? what if i-"
"she'll love you."
"why do you sound so confident and sure?"
"because she loves everything that makes me happy."
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"including dicks?"
"harry!"
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Sock Boy (lwt x hes) [discontinued]
Fanfic"Good afternoon, welcome to American Apparel! How can I help you?" Wherein Louis works in American Apparel and Harry buys a pair of socks everyday