I love the weekends. Get to sleep in for as long as you want to and you won't get yelled at! Woo! Go weekends! Yeah! I think I'm just gonna stay in bed and sleep.
*30 minutes later*
*mom comes in* "TIME TO GET UP!" *mom leaves* why?!? *groans in 15 languages* just 5 more minutes.
*10 minutes later*
*mom comes in* "really?" *goes to window* "maybe this would wake you up." *opens blinds* *wakes up and makes a dinosaur noise* "THE LIGHTS!!" *runs into the darkest part of the room and mutters* "the lights...they were so bright....I'm going blind... IM SEEING SHAPES! OH MY GOD IM DEAD! NOOOO!" "Honey you ain't dead. I just opened the blinds. Now get up and get dressed. Tommy is coming over." *mom leaves room* "oh no. No. NO. NOOOOOOO!" *hides under bed* "no. Not him. Please not him. I need an escape plan. Umm. Uh." *thinks for 10 minutes* I got it! I'll sneak out the window! *jumps out window* "IM FRE-" "JEREMY!" *stands still* maybe if I don't move he'll leave. *tommy comes over* ...shit. Somebody's got as well call the cops. There's about to be a missing cat soon...
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The Animal Life
RandomAnimals are the cutest things ever. You gotta love them. I mean who wouldn't? But I bet you; I bet you, your wondering what REALLY goes on with them. So I'm gonna tell you what I think they're thinking.
