Day #336
My 'owners' still don't know where I am. So far my plan is working. This is what they get for giving my food to that...peasant. Disgusting. But this is there punishment.
So far the 'family' I'm staying with hasn't recognized me yet. So that's good. You know what my technique is? *clears throat* step 1: See the raccoon. step 2: Feel the raccoon. Step 3: BE the raccoon. Everything is going perfectly. Alright. We're going to my house into the trash cans...I hate doing this. Starting to get sick. *sneaks into yard* you know what I'm just gonna sit this one out. *raccoons stares at me* what are they looking at? *looks at reflection* OMG!! MY COVER HAS BEEN BLOWN! *raccoons chases after me* shit. Shit. Shit. *runs into cat door and locks it* oh thank god I'm safe. *turns around* shit. He's still here. *cat stares at me* WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! HUH?! *cat walks away* that's right keep walking. Ugh. This is tiring. I'm going to bed. *goes to bed* you serious? This bitch thinks he can take over anything? Wow. Okay. Whatever. I'm just gonna go to the kitchen and eat my heart out. *mumbles* why can't I be the only cat in this damn house? *walks into kitchen* I am done. I hate the new cat. And that's final. *face plants in food and passes out*
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The Animal Life
RandomAnimals are the cutest things ever. You gotta love them. I mean who wouldn't? But I bet you; I bet you, your wondering what REALLY goes on with them. So I'm gonna tell you what I think they're thinking.
