Seriously bro? We're doing this again? Like I said before, I just wanted your food out of the trash cans. That's all I ask for and what do you do? You lock me in a damn cage....just for wanting food. Your the only person here in this neighborhood who orders pizza. And I wanted pizza....and possibly the box. But who knows?! You know why?! You locked me in a cage that's why you don't know bitch! Ugh. You know how long it's gonna take me to get the fuck outta this cage? Probably like 3 hours like last time! Ugh. This is so stressful man. Just wanting food and what do I get in return? Getting trapped in a cage.
*animal control arrives*
Oh. You called the animal control people. Great. Just great. Just what I needed to make things better. My day is going just DANDY. Alright. Later bitches. I'm not gonna attempt to get out of the cage. Too lazy at the moment. And also too much work. But when I'm out of animal jail....I'm coming for you. Just watch your back bro! Mark my words.
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The Animal Life
RandomAnimals are the cutest things ever. You gotta love them. I mean who wouldn't? But I bet you; I bet you, your wondering what REALLY goes on with them. So I'm gonna tell you what I think they're thinking.
