I think that we can all agree on one thing: SCHOOL. SUCKS.
Now, I'd like to think that if a few things were altered in school, I might consider not calling it hell, but...no. There are literally so many things I hate about school I could write a whole series the length of freaking Harry Potter about it and still not be done. That is how much I hate school. Despite the fact that my rant could last until the end of time, for the sake of this chapter and this book I will just summarize it. Here we go.
1.) Welcome to hell, ladies and gentleman. (P. S. You have to get up at 7:00 in the morning too)
I don't know about you, but 7:00 is when I have to be out the door because if I'm not I miss my freaking bus and then my mom will give me the utmost crap about it for like the next three months. So, I have to get up at freaking 5:45 just so that I'll have enough time to get my shit together. Like, why?
I swear, if I even blink for a second longer while I have my face resting on my arm, my teacher will lose their shit. Suddenly I just fell into a three hour long nap, missed the biggest lesson of the year, and finals, when in reality all I did was miss two seconds of your unnecessary hour long story about how your cat got a new outfit. First of all, I didn't fall asleep, you're just losing your shit because you're crazy and tired too. And second of all, I wouldn't even have to fall asleep if I didn't have to wake up at the crack of freaking dawn just to play the game of who wants to be here less, me or the teacher?
I'm telling you, if they started school just a few hours later, heck if they just gave us one more hour, I would be happy! But, no. In my hometown, they even considered starting school later because of some study about our brains not working until 10, but they didn't go through with it! You know why? Because we all have sports and club shit going on after school and if school changes, everything changes. It's like, are you kidding me? The only reason that sports and clubs are at the time they are is because they are specifically put there to be after school! If school moves times, they will move times because they have to or else they'll lose all their business. I swear, school boards make the dumbest decisions.
2.) Assholes on the bus.
I freaking wish that I was old enough to drive so I don't have to ride the hellhole that is the bus. Like seriously, I just woke up earlier than should even be legal and I have to board a bus filled with other people. No, just stop.
Am I the only one that has those complete assholes on the bus in the morning that just decide that it's okay to freaking yell at the top of their lungs when all of us just woke up? If not, am I the only one that wants to slap all of them and tell them to SHUT THE HELL UP? When it's 7:00 in the morning and everyone else is sitting quietly in their seats on their phones, doesn't that give you the slightest hint that you should just shut up and sit down. I don't want to hear your annoying ass voice at, need I remind you, 7:00 in the freaking morning. I just...I can't even.
3.) GYM. FREAKING. CLASS.
I freaking hate gym class with my entire being, oh my gosh. It is the worst class I have ever had the displeasure of attending. Everybody says they hate having health class, but I see health as a freaking blessing, bruh.
I hate how every gym teacher thinks that if you're bad at sports you're nothing. It's like: no, have you ever heard the term academics? I don't know if this is at every school, but every single gym teacher in my school is freaking sexist as hell. It is so annoying. For every single thing, no matter how small, it is give it to a boy. We need our team captain position filled? Give it to a boy. We need to pass out the team rules? Give it to a boy. We need someone to help clean up the equipment? Give it to a boy. We don't need anything? Still, give it to a boy. I am a girl and I am perfectly capable of carrying a 5 pound volleyball net to the closet 3 feet away from where we are standing. Stop being sexist and realize that girls can do just as much as guys can. I'm not a super feminist, but let's be real here.
Why can't we pick our teams? My school never lets us pick our teams for the sports we play and it is freaking annoying. We're always assigned teams and I swear, every single team I'm on either has an arrogant douchebag or a fake ass bitch or both. It sucks.
Sports. I generally am just not a sporty girl and you forcing me to play a sport I suck at with a team I hate isn't exactly helping my situation. If you were expecting me to participate then you might as well be waiting for a unicorn to run across the field because that is more likely. It is so irritating how we have no say in our teams or the sports we play. I get that you're the teacher, but could you at least try to let us have fun? Yeah, that would be great.
Well, there's my rant, everyone. Thanks for listening and stay fabulous, bitches.
