HOES

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Everywhere you go there will always be one of these girls. The ones that are just so desperate and easy that it actually makes you cringe. I, unfortunately, have had the displeasure of watching one of my friends evolve into the *shiver of disgust* hoe. So, this will be a rant dedicated to her and all the other  hoes out there.

First of all, when she flirts with literally everyone. Like, she'll be batting her eyelashes and giggling and touching him and you're just giving her the look like "honey what are you doing." And then you pull her aside and say "uh, do you like him or something?" And what's her response? "No, of course not! How could you think that?!" Sweetie, you were practically sitting on his lap, how could I not think that? Especially when she starts flirting with someone that you like and she knows that you like that person. It's like, are you serious? Especially when it's in front of you too and she knows full well what she's doing and you're just there like: What. Are. You. Doing.

And when she flirts with everyone, you start to wonder what it would be like if she actually liked a guy. And then it happens. She might as well be a Kardashian because that much drama comes up. If someone simply tries to talk to him it's like you just kicked her dog. Oh my goodness, and she will say the weirdest shit about this guy and you'll be there like oh, well someone's thirsty. Also, she is so touchy, it's crazy. She will practically sit on his lap when they're sitting down and she'll be touching him all the time. And it's not even necessarily that he likes it. No, he'll look uncomfortable AF, but what will she do? Back off? No, that is not in her vocabulary, she will continue and maybe even come on stronger. It's like, if you come off as desperate then he's probably not going to want to be with you. Take a hint.

Slutty clothes. Oh my goodness, I cannot stand it when girls dress slutty. It's like no one wants to see your boobs or your ass except for the pervs out there and if you're really sinking as low as to want people like that to look at you, then I really only feel bad for you. It's not cute or pretty to have your shirt down so low that your boobs are practically out. And it doesn't make you look hot to have your shorts so short that your ass is hanging out, it just makes you look slutty. So, please go out and buy yourself some clothes that actually fit you because I don't even think my 4 year old niece could fit into those scraps of cloth you call shorts.

Well, that's my rant everyone. And before I end this chapter, I just want to say a few things. I know that a lot of people believe in "slut shaming," but in my opinion I don't think it's okay for girls to act inappropriately and I think they should know that what they're doing is wrong. I truly am sorry if this offends you in any way, but this is just my opinion. With that said, thank you for reading and stay fabulous!

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