Since most of my classes are usually super boring, I have a lot of time to just observe all the people that I have to spend a whole 90 minutes with. Most of them I hate. So, here are a couple of recurring characters that I have observed in my classes. Enjoy.
1.) The preppy smartass
This is the guy that just always seems to have something to say about everything. Whether it be an answer to a problem or a smartass remark, this mothertrucker has clearly never understood the term "shut the hell up".
Another thing about this guy is that he's preppy. He dresses in khakis and polo shirts with those sperry topsiders that just scream "I am a future frat boy."
I don't know about you, but I freaking hate this guy. For one thing he has no life because who the hell knows the answer to every single freaking question the teacher asks without having to study 24 hours a day? And he's not even just a smartass, he's a jackass too. Like, it is possible for you to act like a decent human being, thank you very much. Sometimes I seriously wonder if aliens just came down to earth in the night and brain washed all teenage boys into being douchebags.
2.) The fake bitch
I. Hate. This. Girl. Oh my gosh there are not even words for how much I hate this girl. This is that one bitch that is so fake you actually want to touch her arm just to reassure yourself that she isn't made out of plastic.
This bitch will come to school looking like she just slammed her face in a cake. Her face is covered in makeup, not an inch of real skin showing. I swear if this girl went out in public with no makeup it would be like she just got plastic surgery to make herself uglier. Literally unrecognizable. If it gets to the point where you wear so much makeup that no one can recognize you without it, then you need help.
The way this girls talks. It is ultimate valley girl talk. It's like, do you need a tissue? Because you sound so freaking snotty. And the only people this girl talks to are the boys in the class. And by boys I mean all the douchebags that everyone hates but are still popular for the sole reason that they just so happen to have been fortunate enough to be good looking. And even though it's obvious that these guys think this girl is a total slut, this girl is still completely oblivious.
She is so freaking stupid. "Walmart...do they like make walls there?" Explanation enough.
I could go on and on about this girl but for the purposes of this chapter, I'll move on to the next type of person.
3.) The douchebag
If there was a "basic" guy, this would be him. This is the douchebag guy who thinks he's so funny when in reality everyone in the class hates him. He's the good looking popular guy who thinks he can do whatever he wants because everyone "loves" him.
He will make the rudest comments in class and freaking get up in front of the class and dance and expect everyone to laugh when in reality we're all just trying to convince ourselves not to get up and punch the smirk off his face. Also, what is with guys acting like they're gay to be funny? It's like, that's not a joke, asshole. This douchebag is the kind of guy that you wouldn't miss if he just so happened to jump off a cliff.
4.) The suck up
Now, normally this person would be known as the teacher's pet, but I'm going to call her the suck up because not all teachers like this girl. This is the girl that will do anything and everything to get the teacher to love her. She's not even necessarily always smart, she's just a freaking suck up. This girl knows what the teacher wants before they even want it. And, of course, every single person in the class hates this girl because hearing her disgusting laugh every time the teacher makes a stupid joke gives everyone a headache. Seriously, I think even the teacher needs an Advil.
Okay, guys there is my rant for today. I hope you enjoyed it and thank you so much for reading! Stay fabulous!
