There once was a guy. He hugged an evil donut. The donut got mad and ate him. The donut found a wife. Her name was Scarlet. She wore clown suits. And she killed cookies.
But she cheated on her donut hubby for a cookie. The cookie was a wanted criminal. The hubby donut found out and sprinkles poured out of his eyes.
"I will murder that son of a biscuit!" He cried.
The wife said she didn't care because she preferred chocolate cookies instead of sugar cookies. But her cookie she was cheating with on the donut was a sugar cookie. The hubby donut tortured the sugar cookie and scraped all of his sugar off.
"You can scrape my sugar off but you can't break my pride!" the cookie shouted, and the donut punched him hard in the face over and over, breaking him until only cookie dust was left.
The wife walked in horrified and licked all the sugar that was scraped off.
"My sugar baby! Nooooooo!"
The hubby started licking the chocolate icing off of the wife and she bit a chunk out of his face, they started eating each other's sprinkles.
A random guy walked in, "Hey did someone order a pi- AHHH OHMEGERD! IM BLIND!"
The pizza crawled out of the box and molested the donuts with his pepperoni, then the donuts ripped off his cheese.
"Aiiiii, he touched my sprinkles!" Scarlet cried.
"You touched my bebeh's sprinkles? Then I'll rip off your pepperoni!" The donut said and charged into the pizza.
The donut was so angry he puked the guy he ate earlier onto the pizza. Then the fat man ate the pizza because he was hungry.
The pizza guy stood there horrified, "What the helicopters is going on?!!!???! My precious pizza!" He dropped to his knees and cried.
The fat man licked the pizza guy.
"You smell like my lover I ate."
The pizza guy stood there frozen, and all he could say was, "I-I'm John... I'm John.. I am John" and his face looked like, o-o.
The wife finishing eating her hubby and he was dead, she smiled and took a nap.
Then the fat guy looked at John with a creepy smile, "Hello John. I'm Steven"
"I like fat boys" John giggled. Then he started eating an icecream sandwich. Then the fat dude was disappointed.
"Dude, you're gonna share that, right?" He said.
John hugged the wife and sobbed "mommy he's trying to take my food!"
Scarlet got up and slapped John in the face with her sprinkles, "I ain't yo motha boi!"
The fat man was like "oooooh kill 'em with your big sprinkles"
"Shutup or I'll stab you with my dead husbands face!"
The fat man gasped and squeezed the wife's face with his fat rolls, "NO ONE TALKS TO BIG STEVEY LIKE DAT!"
The ice cream slithered out of John's face and kicked Steve in the face.
"Johnny yo mouth reeeeks! Like bro, have you ever brushed yo teeth in yo life? Fo-shame!" the icecream screeched.
A breadstick danced into the room and started twerking on a twizzler.
Scarlet picked up her husbands corpse and swung it around like a chainsaw, "If one more stupid trash faced thing comes in here I swear I will chainsaw them in half with my dead hubby!" she screamed at the bread and stabbed the corpse in the eye, making it vibrate with tremendous speeds, but she slipped and sliced her head off.
Then the breadstick was like, "OOOH YEAH! GET SOME YOU WITCH!" and then the twizzler was like, "I can't take this anymore!" and he exploded, spilling red guts on everyone, but it was actually red acid, and everyone died.
THE END.
