The Desolation of Smaug: Mirkwood set (Or should I say, The Little Mermaid!)

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Peter Jackson: And, ACTION!

Kili (Aidan Turner): I saw a fire-moon once. It rose over the pass near Dunland. Huge! I wish I could show you the caverns.

Me: *yells to Kili from cell* Oh, go on and just kiss the girl!

Evangeline Lilly and Aidan Turner: WHAT?!?!

Peter Jackson: Cut, cut!!!! Alaina, what was that?!

Me: Sorry! I just watched The Little Mermaid recently!! And honestly, I think it would go with the movie.

Peter Jackson: No!! We are not adding something from The Little Mermaid into this movie!!

Me: Awww, but it would make everyone laugh, and you need a good reason to laugh every now and again. Am I right boys? *yells last part to the company*

The Thirteen Dwarves: YEAH!!!!!

Me: See???

Peter Jackson: We are not going to use a Little Mermaid quote!

Me: Man, I thought it was going to work that time. Dean, come hug me...

Dean O'Gorman: Oh, no! I'm never going to hug you. I will not have a repeat of last time!

Mee: *mimics Aidan Turner's puppy eyes* Please?? I'm just a kid, and I need hugs.

Aidan Turner: Man, first she mimics my smile and now she's mimicking my puppy eyes?! What will she do next?

Me: I'm working on your accent.

Aidan Turner: *sarcastically* Wow, that isn't creepy. Like, at all.

Me: *turns into Gollum, and makes voice sound exactly like his* Give me my hug, precious.

Everyone, even Andy Serkis: *screams*

Andy Serkis: How can she even do that?!

Me: *still using Gollum voice* I don't know. Don't ask me, precious. Alaina is only a child. Gollum, gollum!

Andy Serkis: DEAN!! Give her a hug! NOW!! She's creeping me out!!

Dean O'Gorman: Fine...

Me: *normal voice* Yay!!


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