Me: *sings randomly* So let's blow something up here!!!
Everyone: wtf...
Me: *sings a little bit louder* TAKE ME TO CHURCH!!!!
Aidan: Okay...
Me: *sings/yells* I'M BULLETPROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Martin: *points to me* Is she alright?
Me: *practically SCREAMS* I KNOW MY HEART IS A GHOST TOWN!!!!!!!!!! MY HEART IS A GHOST TOWN!!!!!!!
Billy Connolly: You alright lassie?
Me: *almost yells at the top of my lungs/crying* DON'T YOU DARE LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW, DARLING, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Nesbitt: She needs some mental help.
Me: I don't need mental help! I'm perfectly sane!
James: You sure? Because you seem like a psychopath.
Me: I'm not a psychopath, James. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
Benedict: *face palms* Dear god...
Dean: *smiles*
YOU ARE READING
If I worked with Dean O'Gorman
HumorMe fan-girling when I see or work with Dean O'Gorman. And if you think that I'm just weird for that, go ahead, but you have one question to answer: Am I the only one?
