Do You Remember? Germany x Italy

30. #Firsttime

I was being shaken, large hands clenched around my tiny arms. "VENEZIANO." A German voice yelled at me. I instantly shot my head up and my eyes first met Ludwig's. I winced in pain at the soreness in my lower body, "Sitting up-a like that was a bad-a idea." I whimpered. Ludwig tried laying me back down, blushing. "OH MY-A GOD LUDDY!!!" I screamed. "Vhat." He sighed like he knew I was going to say something stupid. "AM I-A BECOMING PARALYZED?!" I yelled. "Nien!!!!" He said demandingly while pressing my lips shut with his index finger. "Japan is here!!!" He whispered rather loudly. "Why does my-a lower body hurt?" I looked at him with puppy dog eyes tearing up. A quiet knock came to the bedroom door, and we both knew who was on the other side. "Pardon me intrusion." The door opened slowly, revealing the charming Japanese man, who has... A smart phone? "Sorry, I courd not herp but wonder what the fuss was about." His bland eyes looked at Germany and then me. "Jaapaaaannnnn heeellllppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeee!" I whined. "Nononono....." Germany was muttering under his breath, rubbing the temples of his head. "What is wrong Itary-San?" Japan question as he walked over to the foot of the bed. "M-My lower-a body!!" I cried, "I'm paralyzed!!"  Japan found my knee under the sheets and squeezed the sides. My leg flung out nearly hitting Japan though he swiftly moved away. I laughed and whined at his tactic, "That tickled Japan!!" I cried from pain but laughed all the same. "You aren't pararyzed Itary-San, just sore." He concluded. "But I can't berieve you did any exercise worthy of making you sore rike this." Ludwig blushed but tried to hide it by turning his face away. "Just believe it." He tried brushing it off. "Luddy but I didn't exercise!" I said completely clueless. He came over and whispered in my ear, "Its because of last night so can jou please be quiet?!" Unfortunately he wasn't as quiet as he hoped. "Oh so that's why." Japan commented. I was recalling last night to try to understand Luddy's hint. My face turned red and Ludwig planted his face in the wall. Japan took his smartphone out and took a picture. "Japan." Ludwig heard the click the phone makes. "Arigato." He bowed and quickly made his way out of the room. Ludwig didn't run, but he was walking really fast, and with posture may I add. He was frustrated. I slowly got up and dressed myself sloppily. I leaned against the banister and used it to get myself down the stairs. "Veee~" I sang. It was only Luddy at the kitchen table. "Where-a is Japan?" "He left." He stood up and was going to help me get down the rest of the stairs, when on cue a car came flying through the kitchen wall just barely missing Ludwig. I yelped as it shook the house causing me to fall backwards. "PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERE-A SO CLOSE!!! A FOOT MORE AND YOU WOULD HAVE HIT THE GOD DAMN POTATO EATER!!!!" My fratello yelled in anger slamming the cat horn. "Roma!!! Could you not have used the door mi amor?!" Spain scolded him. Romano scrambled out of the car, dust flying everywhere from our dead wall. "YOU POTATO MUNCHING BASTARD!!!" Roma tried punching Luddy's gut but Ludwig held his head leaving him too far to land any punch, but those attempts became flailing arms hitting air. "I hope jou know I don't only eat potatoes." Ludwig looked at him bored. "I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" Spain came from behind and pulled him away, "Amor we talked about this! Murder isn't good!" "IT IS WHEN HE TAKES YOUR FRATELLO'S INNOCENCE AND MAKES IT PUBLICLY KNOWN!!" His face pure red. Germany choked in air, "Vhat the hell?!" "LOOK FOR YOUR GOD DAMN SELF!" Romano took out his phone and clicked on Facebook. He pulled up a picture that Japan posted not to long ago. I was sitting up in bed shirtless and my face red and Germany in his emo corner with the hashtag, "#firsttime" "Veeee~ does-a my face get that red?" I looked at the picture when I finally made it down the stairs. I scrolled to look at the comments:

"Japan what are you posting aru?! But I also need to say finally, it's about time aru."

"They seem happy da?"

"Ohononononon, I want in!"

"Stupid bloody frog get your perverted mind out of this!"

"Ohononononon!!! Are you feeling left out?"

"WOOOO WAY TO GET IT ON GUYS!!!! -The hero America"

"No you bloody frog and don't encourage them America!"

"Awww mi amigos they love each other! Let's get the wedding ready!"

"Kesesese! Zhe awesome me agrees!"

"Sí! Mi amigo let's make the cards!"

"TOMATO BASTARD GET THE HELL OFF WE ARE GOING TO SET THINGS STRAIGHT."

"Roma no need to yell at me over social media and real life! I'm right next to you amor!"

"Guys I don't think it's a good idea to have this up eh?"

"Don't worry mein birdie jou are invited to zhe wedding too!"

"That's not what I was talking aboot...."

"You guys I am angrily playing the piano over here!!!"

"Dude, Austria no one can hear you XD -The hero America"

"America stop adding "The hero America" at the end of each comment! We all know it's you, git!"

"But to you it's Mr. The Hero America. And of course you know it's me dude! That's because I tag it at the end! -The hero America"

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY BLOODY SENSE!!!"

And the comments kept going!

"You-a know Luddy I thought you were-a grandpa Rome yelling at me this morning when you called me Veneziano and not Feliciano!" I laughed. Romano had it. After a long talk with Romano (more like him just scolding Germany and I), and yelling at America over the phone for giving Japan the phone, he calmed his head. But he stayed the night for peace of mind.

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Guys I died writing this chapter XD I figured you could use a funny chapter after that heart wrenching moment not too long ago! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）As always tell me what you think in the comments!