Outside of the magical walls, the gang sat together to come up with a plan. Wendy spoke up first with determination. "Alright, so, time for a plan b. We could go around and try to find someone who is pure of heart...or maybe we can explain why we need the hair and how it's for someone else? What do you think Mabel? Mabel?" But Mabel wasn't listening. She was too busy thinking about what the unicorn said. She turned back around to snap at Wendy. "Oh, are you suggesting she's right?! That I'm NOT pure of heart?! That's-that's ridiculous! I'm the most pure of heart person I know!" Mabel crossed her arms, and slouched down on a tree angrily.
Soos put his hand on her shoulder. "Hey Dawg, it's gonna be ok. Don't let her get to you." Wendy spoke up next, nodding in agreement. "Yeah, I wouldn't trust a horse that wears makeup...and I wasn't saying she was right, I was saying that in order for the plan to work, we might need to-" Mabel cut Wendy off. "A plan! That's a great idea! I'm going to spend the whole day doing good deeds for others to prove that she was wrong!" Soos looked at her confused. "But, Mabel, what about the mission?" Mabel didn't hear him. "From this moment forth I'm gonna do so many good deeds, I'll have the purest heart in Gravity Falls!" She pumped her fist up in the air in celebration. But a bird was flying by just then, and she wound up sending it plummeting straight into the ground. She cringed. "That-uh-that bird is fine."
Dipper didn't know what he was feeling. He was going fast. Impossibly fast. Faster than anything he could ever think of. How did this make sense?! He should DIE from going at this speed! It was humanly impossible to-
'YOU'RE NOT A HUMAN ANYMORE KID!'
No, no Bill was lying. He was still human. He was just...trapped inside a demon's body. But as soon as he won the game, this would all be over. Everything would go back to normal and it'd all be fine.
'HA! YOU CAN TELL YOURSELF THAT ALL YOU WANT KID, BUT FACE IT, YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF THIS!'
Just ignore Bill. Bill's trying to confuse you. Bill wants you to give in. Just ignore him. Just-
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Dipper went flying out of whatever weirdness stream he was in. The unexpected force flung him backwards, and he landed face first on the ground. The ground? There was ground here? Sure enough, he looked up to see that he had just happened to land on a tiny dot of ground, just drifting randomly in this wacky unexplainable place. How was there a random piece of land right there?! It wasn't logical!!! Where was the grass on it growing from?! Was it even grass?! It was more of a teal-ish than a green-
"Bill? You ok? Why are you staring at the grass?" Shoot shoot shoot. What the heck was he supposed to do now?! Uh...think Dipper think!
"UHHHH SO IT'S KINDA A FUNNY STORY, YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH!" The demon looked at him curiously. "A story? Alright, I'm listening." Dipper struggled to come up with a good explanation on the spot. "SO UM, YOU SEE, BACK WHERE PINE TREE COMES FROM...EVERYONE IS ALWAYS TELLING HIM TO...TO GO TOUCH GRASS!" Dipper sighed mentally. That part wasn't untrue. Though it was more used as a metaphor for him to go out and socialize more...gosh that was annoying. "AND HE UM...HE SEEMS TO REALLY HATE THE IDEA. SO I WANTED TO...GET SOME GRASS...TO USE TO BOTHER HIM LATER...AND I WAS SIMPLY INSPECTING IF THIS UM...IF THIS GRASS QUALIFIED?"
Bill was laughing so loudly, Dipper thought his eardrums would burst. Wait, did he even have ears anymore?! The demon continued to stare at him blankly. "That's why you're in the grass? Bill, come on, we both know you could do so much worse to the kid than bothering him with GRASS of all things." For some reason, Dipper felt kinda insulted by that. "...WELL, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, JUST AS AN FYI, THAT I WASN'T PLANNING ON LIKE, THROWING SOME GRASS IN HIS FACE OR ANYTHING! IT-IT WAS AN INGREDIENT! THAT I NEEDED FOR SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE, SO TERRIBLY CRUEL, THAT YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO KNOW IT FOR YOURSELF!" The demon froze and stared at him. "O-Oh...sorry...my apologies Bill...I overstepped a bit."
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What was this feeling Dipper felt? Someone APOLOGIZING to him? That was new. He was usually the one doing all the apologizing. Mabel barely did, and no one else certainly did either. He felt...kinda good. He decided to brag abt it. 'See Bill? I didn't even need your crazy mindset! I can handle this all on my own! That's the power of brains baby!'Bill chuckled. 'WOW, CONGRATULATIONS ON CONVINCING A DEMON YOU'RE ONE OF THEM WITHOUT MY INFLUENCE. YOU MUST BE SO PROUD!'
Dipper stopped. 'Wait that's not what I-' Bill cut him off. 'MHM. SURE KID. ARE YOU REALLY THAT CONFIDENT THAT YOU CAN DO THIS?' At the same time, the demon said, "Hey Bill, you wanna go rob a bank?" Dipper smiled confidently, replying to Bill. But somehow, his words slipped out, so that they were out loud too. "YES!" Bill laughed. 'WELL GOOD LUCK WITH ROBBING THAT BANK THEN!' Dipper froze. "WAIT WHAT?!" The demon grinned. "Great! C'mon Bill!" She grabbed Dipper's hand, and speedily flew him over to what looked close enough to a regular bank. Dipper then proceeded to have a panic attack.
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Fanfiction(PART 1!) When Dipper has to make a life risking choice, the world seems to point him to the last thing that he needs. Bill Cipher. Dipper swore that he would never make a deal with him again, but this time he's desperate. As a last resort, he makes...
