Victoria's Secrets, Pretzels, and Mirrors

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Harry:Louis, look at this thong!
Louis:Buy it, you can show me tonight.
Paul:NO. Harry, put it down.
Niall:Paul, I want a pretzel!
Liam:Calm down Niall, we'll get one soon.
Niall:NO LIAM, NOW!
Harry:Louis look! Underwear with cats on it!
Paul:Harry, get out of Victoria's Secret!
Niall:Pretzel! Now!
Louis:Do they have any Carrots?
Liam:Where's Zayn?! Has anyone seen Zayn?
Louis:He's admiring his reflection in the windows.
Paul:Zayn!
Niall:Pretzel!
Zayn:Oh hey there sexy.
Paul:Zayn, stop talking to yourself- NO HARRY DON'T CHANGE INTO THAT THONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE!
Niall:PRETZEL!
Liam:*sigh*
Zayn:Hi sexy!
Louis:HARRY PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
Niall:PRETZEL!PRETZEL!
PRETZEL!
Liam: NIALL STOP SHAKING ME!
Zayn: I am so perfect
Paul:HARRY PUT YOUR PANTS ON! NIALL CALM DOWN! LIAM GO BUY HIM A PRETZEL! ZAYN STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!
Louis: HARRY HOW MANY TIMES DID I SAY TAKE OFF THAT THONG AND PUT YOUR PANTS ON NOW!
Niall:YIPPEE!
Zayn:Hi there se-
Liam:"Zayn shut your mouth, you look like a cotfish
Louis: HARRY PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
Paul: Harry!
Harry: Louis come on let's go into Victorias Secrets!
Louis: No Harry PUT YOUR PANTS ON!
Liam: I could just take a pan and hit him.
Louis: Zayn what are you doing?
Zayn: who cares?
Niall: Um guys did you know that Harry's right now in Victorias Secrets?
Louis: I told him not to.
Liam: Uh this is hard.
Paul: LOUIS , LIAM,CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME!
Liam, and Louis: ON IT!
Louis:*runs into Victoria's Secret and grabs Harry and his pants*
Liam: NIALL YOU GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERE NOW!!!!!
Liam: *runs over to Zayn* ZAYN SHUT THE HELL UP AND COME WITH ME! *grabs Zayn's hand and drags him away*

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