Harry:DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY BITCHES. AWAY.
Liam:Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
Louis:Back off bitches
Niall:I'm hungry. Where's the food?
Zayn:I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
Liam: -_-
Paul:For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
Liam:Harry, it's okay...
Louis:...That wasn't hair gel.
Zayn:You hear me? Perfect. I am perfect. Don't touch my hair. Perfect.
Harry:OH. MY. GOD. DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?! ARE YOU BLIND?! I SAID LEAVE THE HAIR ALONE!
Niall:Maybe if you were louder Harry, they would see you.
Liam:Niall, we've been over this. Being louder means someone will hear you, not see you.
Paul:HARRY! PUT THE SCISSORS DOWN!
Zayn:I AM PERFECT!
Niall:I'm still hungry.
Paul:We're leaving before they can sue us.
