Niall:HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY EVERYONE!
Zayn:*wakes up and looks at clock* God damn it Niall
Louis:Shut up its 4 in the morning I need my beauty sleep
Niall:NO TIME FOR SLEEPING ITS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
Harry:We get it you're Irish what else do you need
Liam:You should be drinking juice instead of beer this early
Niall:Its's all about me pints today get up lads today's a craic I'm sure
Louis:Da fuq you just say
Niall:Weyhey let's get moving
Louis:Seriously I can never understand you
Harry:Why are there people already outside?
Liam:I think they're leprechaun hunting
Zayn:*grabs Niall and pushes him against window* HERE'S A LEPRAUCHAN FOR YOU
Niall:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Zayn:Revenege for waking me up this early
Guy:Look up there! They have a leprauchan storm the flat!
Louis:Wait what
Zayn:No no no I was just kidding get it lol I'm funny laugh with me
Guy:*pulls out pitchfork*
Harry:I don't see how that's even possible
*flaming brick breaks through the window*
Liam:OH MY GOD OH MY GOD PUT IT OUT!
Guy:Hand over the blonde leprechaun and nobody gets hurt
Louis:Okay here you go-
Zayn:We are not sacrificing Niall! We need a plan
Harry:Why couldn't you have been Asian or something
Niall:Guys, follow me
Louis:Where the hell did that rainbow come from?
Liam:Omg you really are a leprechaun that explains a lot
Niall:Sorry I never told you
Harry:Confession time I've dated a 90 year old woman once.
Zayn:I led the Ukrainian revolt that took down the dictator
Louis:What the fu-
Niall:ALL RIGHT follow the rainbow
