Oha-asa..my favourite

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Carrot: Oha-asa is my life. I would not give it up for anyone. You may take my virgin and my s****. But do not steal Oha-asa from me...

Pinapple Store: Aww...i didn't know Midorima would be this lewd... i know what to do from now on...cause i'm your senpai..ne~~

Tomato: I would not mind taking your virginity. But since when were you this lewd? Honestly, i am really disappointed in you, Shintarou.

Hawk: WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH!!!??? I know it's you Takao!!!!

Carrot: AH..SOKA...But in reality, you gave up your virginity because i stole your lucky item right?? You were so smexy like " AH!! N-no..iku(Note: iku=Come..iku=cum) m-mo dame!! nyah~ hyaa!" and all sorts of noises ne, Shin-chan?

Blue man: 0.0//// honestly, i am kind of hard now...

Black Man: Honestly, kuroko, are you a gay fag??

Tomato: Nandatto? Daiki, ima fuckin gon kill you..if you lay hands on my kawaii Tetsuya., you won't have any fingers to play basuke anymore. Or maybe i can operate you like what Sachiko from Corpse party did. Either way, ima fuckin kill you nigga -.-

Blue man: Please do calm down, Akashi-kun, I am sure Aomine-kun is jealous of me because i am white.

Red Head: BURNNNNNNNEDDDDD!!!!

Blue man: i also took a picture without my shirt on. Would like to see it Akashi-kun?? On second thoughts, maybe not.

Tomato: i'll give money to buy the world's best vanilla milkshakes. So show it to me now.

Reo Onee-Chan: Nyan!! Sei-chan is gay!! yay!! it's okay to be gay let's rejoice with the boys now!!

Tomato: Do you want to die too, Mibuchi?

Reo Onee-Chan: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-iie Sei-chan!! gomen.

Tomato: That's better.

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Tomato: I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i i am going to the toilet now.

Black Man: I bet the midget is going to jerk himself out/......

Hawk: OI! We are talking about me now. Find out who hacked my account!

Giant: URM...didn't we already find out who it was?? -/- i didn't know midochin was this stupid.

Hawk: S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sochi koso, aho!!! you are not the one to say it!! I need to get my account back!!!

One-eyed himuhimu: By the way, why did author-san create our names in such odd ways?

Hawk: THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM NOW, IS IT??


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Tomato: Ima back bitches...

15 minutes later...

Tomato:

And so you can guess what happened the next day...>,<


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