Later in the day, Jamie and I go on a hunt to find One Direction. We look in coffee shops, bookstores, even the one auto repair shop, but find nothing.
"How did you even know they were here?" I ask her.
"Local news. We hear every little secret in this town," she tells me.
"I should really read that local crap," I say thinking out loud, looking at Jamie. She takes out her phone, flips through it a bit, and shows me the story. then, while we're distracted by the electronics, comes another:
BANG!!!!
Next thing I know I'm looking into the bluest eyes I've ever seen. No, litteraly, I can identify every person in this town by their eyes, but these were new. It only takes me a second to analyze this, but then I scream "PENIS!!!!"
"LOUIS!!!!!!!!!" 3 voices yell.
"No, not like that," I say quickly.
"Ummmmm.... Hi?"I hear Jamie ask.
"Hullo," said a british voice coming from the same direction as Jamie.
"Awkward!" I hear Jamie shout.
I look over and see Harry Styles on top of Jamie.
"Uh, Jamie?" I ask her
"Yes?" She replies
"You do know that Harry Styles is on top of you?"
"Noooooo, He's river dancig," she says sarcasticlly.
I see Niall go to get harry off of Jamie, but Harry springs back and knocks Niall onto my back
"Fuck!" Both me and blue eyes yell
Then Harry falls on top of us as well, making me press my head against who ever is under me's chest.
God damn it.
"Mother Fucker," I mumble into his shirt
Another body crashes onto us.
"My god!" I press further into his chest.
Then 2 more bodys fall on top of us.
"Son of a bitch!" I yell.
"Get off me!" the person under me yells.
I give somewhat of a response from my awkward position.
One by one, they get off us, and finally I get up and ofer my hand to the boy I crushed.
He takes it and gets up. Louis. From One Direction.
I don't want to embarass myself, so, naturally, the next words out of my mouth are:
"Well I'll be a bag of tampons!"
Everyone gives me a look. Jamie rolls her eyes.
"Sorry, I say again, turning to Louis, "I usually don't do that untill the first date."
"What? Get on top of boy?" Jamie asks.
"No, I pin them down and break every bone in their body."
"I see."
"Were Rumie!" We say together.
"I'm Rumor," I say.
"And I'm Jamie," says Jamie.
"And were high!" I finish. I get a punch in the arm for that.
"I can tell you are," says Niall.
"Actually, we're not," Jamie cuts me off before I can say thank you.
I glance at Louis. He's watching Jamie like she's a lost diamond. I nuge Jamie, but she's staring at him too. I stare at them staring at each other, then I look at Niall, Liam, Zayn, and Harry. I back up.
"Well then," I say, "this is weird..."
I pause.
"God damn it!" I yell after a beat, "I have to go."
"No!" Jamie says, breaking from her trance, "No you don't!"
"I promised myself a long time ago I wouldn't live a fan fiction. So, I gotta leave, because, no offense, but I don't want this to turn out like one of the crappy ones where we're both making out after 20 minutes..." I say quickly turning to leave, but someone grabs my arm and then I'm looking into a pair of soft brown eyes.
"Please stay. Or at least give me your number," Zayn says.
What was I going to do again?
