Hybrid Witch| ᴿᵉᵐᵘˢ ᴸᵘᵖⁱⁿ

Im Dumbledore!

The birds are singing and all is right in the world!
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NOT!!!!

Wtf! I can't believe I woke up at 5:00am even Lily is still asleep. I toss and turn in my bed but sadly I'm still awake. I let out a groan as I get up and walk to the bathroom.

After taking a hot shower and getting ready, I go down to the common room. What should I do! Prank the boys? Nah. Hmm prank Snivellus? Nope. Prank the school? We have a winner! I jump off the couch and walk out of the common room.

Now all I need is to get everything ready.

(Now it is breakfast time)

I walk into the great hall with a twinkle in my eyes and it takes all my efforts not to stroke my beard. You heard right! I said beard! I currently have the appearance of Dumbledore but don't worry about the real one he's just following a trail of sherbet lemons. Didn't you know I was a metamorphmagus? Well now you do! I walk over to the podium that Dumbledore usually goes to and I clear my throat for everyone to listen.

"It is I, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, your favorite person in the whole world not including the Marauders and Lily Evans." I flash a smile in the direction of the Gryffindoor table. "As you all have notices Ms. Masen is not with us right now." A few people from the other tables look at where I usually sit. "Ms. Masen has transferred to Pigfart. Don't cry yet. She'll be back soon." I look and see Prongs talking animatedly with Moony and Padfoot. "James Potter! Shut your ungodly lopsided mouth and quit interrupting! 20 points from Slytherin." He looks at me weirdly and Lily starts protesting about how he's in Gryffindoor. "Ms. Evans for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes." She turns bright red and people start snickering or they look at me in shock. "10 points to Dumbledore! Alright back to Ms. Masen she has transferred to Pigfart which is on Mars. The Headmaster ,lovely fellow, is a lion. That can talk! Which is the main reason she left but don't worry she'll be back in a year or two." All of my friends jumped up and started to run for the door even my adoptive family started getting up from their seats. Then the inevitable happened. The doors burst opened and revealed Albus Dumbledore.

Everyone looked between us with their eyes wide. I regained my posture and squinted my eyes in a Dumbledore manner.

"Who are you?" We ask in unison.

"Well obviously I'm Albus Dumbledore." I say in my Dumbledore voice.

"No I'm Albus Dumbledore." He said with a twinkle in his eyes. Of course he knows!

"You Imposter! We'll see who's the real Dumbledore! I challenge you to a duel!" Great thinking! He raised an eyebrow then his wand. I gulped and grabbed the powdered dust in my hand.

"I have only a few things to say! What the hell is a hufflepuff? I'm totally awesome! And Severus haven't you ever heard of shampoo?!" I quickly yell before throwing the dust on the floor and exiting though the secret passage in Dumbledores podium. I change into my normal appearance.

I quickly run to my dorm and put on my pjs. I jump into bed and even my breathing to make it seem like I'm sleeping. I do a spell to give me a hot forehead. I throw the covers on top of me and close my eyes. A couple of minutes later I hear footsteps and arguing.

"Potter, Black! Your not allowed in the girls dorms!" I hear Lily yell. I hear a exchange of words and Lily sighing in defeat. The door opens and footsteps start shuffling in the room.

"Stripes?" James asks. "I thought you said she wasn't here in the morning Lily flower."

"She wasn't. And don't call me that Potter." Sirius and Remus laugh. "Maybe she's the one who was the Dumbledore imposter?"

"That does sound like her but she looks sick." Remus says worriedly. A hand touches my forehead and a gasp is heard.

"She has a fever!" Lily whisper yells. I stir a bit and cough realistically. One of my eyes opens and I look at the four figures in front of me.

"Hi guys." I say weakly. "What are you doing here?"

"Well.." Sirius explains everything that happened in the great hall with James and Remus adding stuff (james mostly adds how pretty Lily looked at this moment. Earning a slap from her.) I act surprised and put on a confused face.

"I wonder who did that?"

"Yeah! We actually thought you left! Remus was practically crying on the way here." James exclaims. Remus blushes furiously and I smirk at him.

"Really Moony?" I ask sweetly. He nods his head and blushes more. I couldn't hold it in anymore and I burst out laughing. Everyone looks at me confused so instead of explaining to them I changed into Dumbledore.

"Ms. Masen has transferred to Pigfart!" I yell before changing back into myself.

"That was brilliant!"

"And the thing you said about Snivellus!"

"But you also embarrassed James and I." Lily says annoyed. We all turn to look at her and James looks like he's remembering for the first time.

"So my mouth is ungodly and lopsided?" He says with a mischievous grin. He jumps on the bed and starts to tickle me. I try to stop him but Sirius hold my hands.

"Lily, Moony! Please save me!" I say in between giggles. Lily smiles evilly (at least for her) and leaves the room. "Traitor!" I yell. I feel the tickling stop and James being carried off of me.

"Hands off Prongs! She's mine." I smile at Moony but it soon drops when I see the mischievous glint in his eye. Oh no!

The tickling starts again but this time it's my own boyfriend who is the tickler!

"HAVE MERCY!!" I laugh as tears start coming out of my eyes. Remus stops for a second and pretends to think.

"Perhaps a kiss will persuade me." I roll my eyes and give him a peck on the cheek. Sirius and James gag.

"That was only a peck on the cheek." I mumble. I smirk at the two and grab Remus by the collar crashing my lips into his. He immediately reacts by putting his hand on my waist as I run a hand through his hair. I pull back and laugh at the boys. James is covering Sirius' eyes and Sirius is covering James' eyes.

"Are you two done snogging?" James asks obnoxiously.

"Yes and don't be like that. Pretty soon you and Lily will be doing the same thing!" James blushes and we all laugh at him. "Don't get me started on you Black!" Sirius' eyes widen and he runs out of the room. 3,2,1 I hear a yelp. Doesn't he remember? Boys aren't allowed on the stairs without a girl standing on them.

"Are you coming down?" Remus asks. I shake my head.

"I want people to believe I went to Pigfart." He laughs and gives me a kisses my forehead muttering bye. He walks to the and looks at me.

"Come on Moony you can swoon Stripes later. There's free period right now and I want to ride on my broom!" James yells as he forces Remus out the room. I laugh and rest my head on my pillow. I'm tired.

Before I drift into sleep I hear two yelps. 'When will they learn?'

COMMENT AND VOTE!

Guys guess what! I just figured out the math of not liking people!

'A square' plus 'B square' equals I don't like you square!hahahahaha (only one laughing)

Was it that bad? I knew it! I blame it on my potato! No not you. I'm talking about you. Yes you. YOUR FREAKING POINTING AT YOURSELF!! Finally. I'm totally awesome! I <3 AVPM!!!!

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