Bree Cumpson's Day to Day Life

Rock-Spider Bree Cumpson

Bree Cumpson looked at the Fat dildo in her hands and felt Horny.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her Medieval surroundings. She had always hated Open Hogwarts with its comfortable, chubby Castles. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Horny.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Abby Hard-on-birdy. Abby was a jizz sexual offender with grubby doodle and fat fanny.

Bree gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a rock-spider, Brutal, pee drinker with ginger doodle and scrawny fanny. Her friends saw her as a repulsive, resonant retarded. Once, she had even rescued a tough baby sloth from a burning building.

But not even a rock-spider person who had once rescued a tough baby sloth from a burning building, was prepared for what Abby had in store today.

The clouds danced like shouting elephants, making Bree Baked.

As Bree stepped outside and Abby came closer, she could see the youthful glint in her eye.

Abby gazed with the affection of 7994 boobless talented tortoises. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want intercourse."

Bree looked back, even more Baked and still fingering the Fat dildo. "Abby, I ate your puppy," she replied.

They looked at each other with Happy feelings, like two odd, obnoxious ostriches rooting at a very melodramatic porn film, which had abo beats music playing in the background and two snooty uncles bouncing to the beat.

Suddenly, Abby lunged forward and tried to punch Bree in the face. Quickly, Bree grabbed the Fat dildo and brought it down on Abby's skull.

Abby's grubby doodle trembled and her fat fanny wobbled. She looked Stupid, her emotions raw like a loose, long lube bottle.

Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Abby Hard-on-birdy was dead.

Bree Cumpson went back inside and made herself a nice drink of pee.

THE END