There's a brave new boy in buckingham palace and he has everybody talking. Stunningly porky and devastatingly chinga, all the girls want him. However, Michael Hardy has a secret - he's a skanky vampire.
Bree Cumpson is a sexual, pretsil girl who enjoys stripping. She becomes fascinated by Michael who can stop Abby with his bare hands. She doesn't understand why he's so standoffish.
Her best friend, an emo Lepricorn called Max, helps Bree begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the pink, moist Floppy dildo.
When bodies start turning up all over buckingham palace, Bree begins to fear the worst. The Lepricorn urges her to report Michael to the police and she knows she should, so what's stopping her?
She may resist Michael's bite, but can she resist his charms?
Will she be caught rooting with the vampire?
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Bree Cumpson's Day to Day Life
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