Whilst investigating the death of a local police officer, a flat chested stripper called Bree Cumpson uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, slimey fanny tickler circulating throughout Straya. As soon as anyone uses the fanny tickler, he or she has exactly 69 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look stinky. A marked person feels like a scrawny pig to touch.
Bree gets hold of the fanny tickler, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a bug-eyed goldfish balancing on a loser police officer, an old newspaper headline about a fell off chair accident, a hooded cow ranting about piggly wiggly and a drinking well located in the chair place.
When Bree notices her floppy flaps have pig-like properties, she realises that the curse of the slimey fanny tickler is true and calls in her grandfather, a drug dealer called Kim Taylor, to help.
Kim examines the fanny tickler and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the bug-eyed goldfish balancing on a loser police officer particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Bree and Kim pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded cow. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
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Bree Cumpson's Day to Day Life
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