This food story is about a place and the theme called take a' bite and so there was this girl who with her boyfriend. I was walking being a big fatty and was eating subway when I saw the couple. The girl was so much shorter then the boy like 3 feet shorter and I have to say that she's a small little creature and her boyfriends there could be a basket ball player. Anyway so they sat down near me laughing there butts off and I kept eating.
"LETS EAT THIS SUB TOGETHER LIKE A CUTIER COUPLE DILLON" she says breaking the little conversations in the room. I have to say I bursted into tears laughing so hard.
"Yes hunny " he said sadly looking around at the will laughing at them. This old man walked up to them and smacked the boyfriend in the face, someone called the cops and then the Fat gf there quickly ate her sandwich and then next thing I hear is a yelp! I look over and see she had bitten him.
"Agh you taste so good" licking him and biting him, the boyfriend slapped her and yelled at her.
"YOU F****** SLUT, I ONLY CAME HERE TO EAT NOT TO BE EATING" he screamed and and left the Restaurant.
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Thank you Emily for your funny food story! Share more funny food story's and I'll post it on my book here so everyone can read... This weeks challenge is: funny food story's of the time you ate something you regret having... Thanks!!
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