Luke's P.O.V.)
I've wondered about the new boy non-stop since the day I met him- despite that only being two days ago. Yesterday was strange, however. The baseball team left me alone all day and the new boy laughed at my shirt.
I felt my phone buzz in the abyss that is my bed. Feeling around, I found it contained a message from Mikey.
From: MIKEYBOO💕
Dress up day? Or nah
To: MIKEYBOO💕
Yasssssss gurrrrrl yaaaaaaas
From: MIKEYBOO💕
Yuck, just get here before I puke b.itch.
I cringed at the naughty word. I may be sassy but that's just downright rude.
Typing my response, I glanced over my room before settling on a black skater skirt, a comic book crop top, my booties, my necklace (as per usual) and some dark make-up.
I plan out my outfits in my head and then rush extremely quickly to fulfill them.
Mikey, however, grew impatient.
I left my phone with 9 messages.
From: MIKEYBOO💕
Hurry up b.itch class is starting
From: MIKEYBOO💕
Help, the team is here!!!!
From: MIKEYBOO💕
This kid named Calum just saved me ... I don't know what that means
From: MIKEYBOO💕
I miss you already 😘 xx
From: MIKEYBOO💕
my body hurts really bad
From: MIKEYBOO💕
I'm going to the hospital
From: MIKEYBOO💕
Tell my mom I love he-pizza
From: MIKEYBOO💕
I wanna invite you to my funeral
From: (555)-555-5555
Hey is this the crossdresser
[WARNING: This number is not in your contact list. Press here to add it to your junk.]
I didn't really worry about Mikey, school hadn't even come close to starting, he's probably still at home eating his breakfast (left-over pizza). The last part kind of confused me, however, who would ask that question? I switched the name to Unknown Number.
To: Unknown Number
Who is this???
From: Unknown Number
This is the cute boy on the baseball team that you called a butthole :p
To: OFFICIAL BUTTHOLE👿
Ew, y r u here peasant
From: OFFICIAL BUTTHOLE👿
Why are you so rude?
I didn't answer.
From: OFFICIAL BUTTHOLE👿
I'm sorry- baby come back, you can blame this all on me!!!!🎶
I rolled my eyes, leaving it on Read.
From: OFFICIAL ASIAN PEASANT😈
Why you gotta be so rude 🎶🎶
Gross.
Once I was finally dressed, I ran down stairs (as fast as you can in heels) and out the door.
Walking to school I got the usual. Weird looks from elderly women, who honestly looked like they all wanted to hit me with their over-sized purses. As well as, disgusted looks from middle aged men, which could not be explained in a court of law.
I shrugged, they're just jealous.
Once I got to school, I saw the Asian butthole wink at me after checking me out.
This year, if not this week, will kill me for sure.
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How is this?! I've never written Cake before so I'm really scared. I've only ever really written Muke and Troyler. And- in the words of Jason (veeoneeye on YouTube)- change is scary.
I'm thrilled for what Pretty has in store. I'm planning on 30 chapters and an epilogue but I will see where the wind takes me. I have no updating schedule quite yet, but I'm trying to update when I can. I just started high school this week and I'm playing two sports at this very moment so it's kind of hectic. I apologize.
No one else commented or voted so dedication still stands for I-have-noname and tronnorpenguin!!!!
Love you all,
Kirsten xx
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