Daughter: uh..... Dad.... I got suspended..
Dad: WTH!? WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Daughter: Well my Ex BF is being a d*ck, so I told him off, and he said "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me", so I grabbed a dictionary and threw at his face saying "HOWS THAT FOR WORDS HURTING YOU B*TCH!"
Dad: You are totally my daughter!!
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De TodoContains: Relatable posts, That moment when, Jokes, Funny texts, and others that I find funny Some of these are not literally Jokes, buuutt.... just a bunch of funny statements {Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Jokes (and pictures)that is in this...
