I want to die.
I can't feel anything.
I want LOVE!
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Dear, Mistah J
This is Harley, I miss you! Please, come back!
I am getting chased by this crazy boob toucher!
I need you help. I hope you get this letter!
From
Harley Quinn ❤️ -----
I want to die! I have this stalker who follows me anywhere I go!! Except, this stalker is getting attached to me!! Literally!! 😒 Deadpool is it? He is a big pain in the ass! I have a little surprise for you Deadpool. What is it? It's spicy HOT!!! Anything that is spicy hot, I am there!!! Thought you'll see it my way! Wait here, I'm getting the surprise! I strip nude. But cover my body in cake batter, like what I did to my puddin!! Batsy, where are you? There you are!! Batsy is my bat. Okay, Deadpool come get your surprise!! Yes!! The lights are off.... Ugh, puddin!! Come get it! I grab my bat. Okay my little Harley!! "SLAM" AGH!!! There is your surprise idiot!! Now where are the stupid lights? AGH!! Stupid body!! Woah, woah, WOAH!! Agh, did I just kiss dead, dead, dead, dead, DEADPOOL?!
HARLEY QUINN YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!!
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The popo what are they doing here? AGH!! I didn't mean tha.... DEADPOOL? No this is.... Fine it's Deadpool.
I grab deadpools face!! "MWAH!" Your boobs are showing! Ah! My boobs? Agh! I run to my closet, I grab a white ting top and pink panties. Forgot the bra but who cares? I turn the t.v. on and channel surf. Boring, stupid, AHHHH!! Ugly outfits!! I get shivers down my back. I hear knocking. WHO IS IT!! "Cough" I hate my life. Harley, answer the door. I just said who is it? It's Selina. Okay I'm coming! Hey gir..... Deadpool stop doing that!!!! Fine, I just want to hang out with you. No, it's girl time which that means Harley time!! Now get away, NOW!!!! I grab batsy and run out of my house.
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Hey losers! Who you talking to dumb bitch! Oh I'm talking to the fattys with the big beards and stupid faces! Oh you have done it!! I take batsy out and run at him. "SLAP!" Now who wants to call me a asshole? Huh? Any of you? Thought so!!
Now clear this alleyway. NOW!!!!!! Now run away. SCRAM!! I run back to my house. I walk in and see Deadpool without his clothes on with a pillow on his crotch! Wow! That's gross. Later I fall asleep.
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The next morning!
I fell asleep so comfy!! I look next to me and who is right next to me? Yeah you guessed it, DEADPOOL!! AGHHH!!! I HAD SEX WITH DEADPOOL!!!
No, no, NO!!! This can't be happening! Me and Mistah J had sex, but now me and Deadpool did!!! I get dressed and get my morning clothes on, a blue and red jacket with my favorite Daddy's lil Monster tee with my navy blue shorts.
YOU ARE READING
Red
RomanceI feel bad, I can't really feel anything anymore. I feel depressed. I want to die! I want LOVE! Harley Quinn x Deadpool Find out what happens in the book!!!
