Azarath, metrios, zinthos!!! WHA?! I suddenly disappear into thin air. Harley!! There you are!! What, deadpool? I have been...through so much!! It's freaking crazy how raven can teleport people!! Who the freaking shi..... I'm trying not swear that much!! Anytime I swear I stab myself with a cactus!! A cactus? Deadpool why the freaking shit do you have a cactus? Here. Why? It's a chicken!! Why the fuck am I holding a chicken? Anytime you swear the chicken will peck you!! *OW!* Stupid bird, go fuck yourself!! *OW!* I hate you Deadpool.
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Okay, day 1 without swearing!!! So fucking terrible but I am righting this in my journal so I won't get pecked by that fucker of a chicken. *OW!* looks like I said the f word out loud.
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Deadpool is gonna regret that he ever set the chicken to ducking me!!
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Hold on. Autocorrect ducked me in the butt!! Ooh. Just read on Kay reader? Alrighty then let's go!!! Hold up it did it again!! Never mind, just read.
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Okay Deadpool I will never swear again!!! Yeah right, just like you said we will never have sex with me again.... Oh shi *OW!* forgot, I have a cactus. Yuh huh. IT FEELS LIKE MY UNICORNO YUMA!!!! Her cactus needles hurt!! Yeah, sure. At least I thought. Bitch I am gonna turn you into buffalo wings!!! "Peck" *OW!* I hate my life. The tv turns on by itself. What the fuck? Right before the chicken try's pecking me again I snap it's neck. Why did the *OW!* That's what you get for swearing. "SLAP!" Shut up. Fine. Ooh, now I can think about what I am gonna say now!! Okay so. I drop my cactus and it lands on my foot. OW, SHIT, FUCK, OW!!!
Sorry this chapter was also short, this felt like a stupid chapter but you can wait. The story isn't over yet!!
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Red
RomansaI feel bad, I can't really feel anything anymore. I feel depressed. I want to die! I want LOVE! Harley Quinn x Deadpool Find out what happens in the book!!!
