Red

I feel like im about to die 3

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Dear, Deadpool
  I am out shopping for food.
Also, please don't go in my closet!!
          Love,
                     Harley Quinn 😘
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Hmmm, woah Harley's closet is so dark colored!!
Deadpool I'm home!!! Deadpool? What the hell? Why are you in one of my dresses?
I might have gone in your closet. "SLAP!" Owww!! That's what you get for going in my closet when I told you not to on my note!!! I can't stay mad at you for long puddin!! I grab his head and pull it to me. I start kissing him. Ow!! "BAM!" My head!! It hurts!!
Okay Harley don't worry I will help!!! Deadpool holds me and carries me to the couch. I feel like I am about to die!! Deadpool grabs my blouse and pulls it up showing my stomach. There are cuts every where!! Harley what happened? Frosty, when she threw icicles at my stomach!! Your freezing!! Here's a blanket, heat pad, hot air blower!!! I will always help you with your colds or anything!! Thanks puddin!! I grab his head and kiss him. I turn pale more whiter than my regular makeup!
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1 hour later
Ahh! I feel so refreshed!! Awww, Deadpool fell asleep on my feet so cute!!!
I get up and put my puddin on the couch. "KNOCK" "KNOCK" "KNOCK" who is it? It's the joker!! SHIT!! Coming!! I put my shorts on and open the door. Hello Mistah J!! Hi Harley, I need to talk to you about the suicide squad. Ok, what about It?
I'm quitting the squad and turning into a tattoo artist!! Hold the phone, I am too!!! I grab jokers ting top and pull him over to me. If you do anything to sabotage my work space, I will KILL YOU!! Got that? Yes ma'am!
Good. I push him away go now!! I said NOW!!!
I close the door and lock it. Deadpool wakes up and puts his hand on my shoulder. So Harley what should we do today? Oh watch romantic movies while we kiss!! Or we can see who can eat faster!! You know what, how about we just kiss and watch a movie? Okay!!