I start flying to where the joker is at. Mistah J!!! Mistah J? Where are you? "BANG!" Hey fatty stop shooting at me!!! Huh, Mistah J? Is that you? Yes Harls it's me Joker. His voice sounds different. That can't be my puddin I used to love. Diamond BLAST!!! I shoot a ray of diamonds at that person. Sai come flying at me. Let us dance!
Better get ready for my GUN!!! SAY HELLO TO POP POP!!! X-RAY GO!!! That mysterious girl stabbed me, kicked me in the face, and bit my head!!! "BANG!" Where are you? There's no voice!! I look and see a body and its the joker!!! I think I'm gonna be sick!! I run to the window before I throw up and jump out of the window. Ugh, that's the spot!! "BLARGH!" I never knew that throw up tasted that bad!!
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Dear, Harley
Can you tell me, where is your next destination?
Please tell me because I want to leave a surprise!!!
From,
Mileena 💜
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Mileena could that be the crazy human eater? Nah!!! I'll reply this suck on a lemon you crazy human eater!! "BLAM!" Ouch that really hurt!! Prepare to die!! NOOOOO!!!! "CLANG!" Liu Kang what are you doing here? I need to save you any time your in trouble!! Oh!!
Well I just need to go home and that's all!!
Here let me teleport you!! I don't think that's a good.... AHHHHHH!!!!!
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Making my way down town walking... Harley!!! Hey puddin!! I missed you, so much!!! Of course you did!! Later the voice changes to Mileena's. Oh darling, I'm not that pathetic Harley girl. HYAHHH!!! Who called me a pathetic girl?
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Ivy!! Ivy? Come down and fight me already!!! "SLAP!" Agh!! Get away from my plants Harley! Oh little miss plant girl wants to play naughty huh, well I play dirty!!! Diamond blast GO!!! Agh!! Vine whip. "SLAP!" "SMACK!" Oof!!! Okay, now you MADE ME REAL MAD!!! HAMMER SLAM GO!! "BAM!" "WHACK!"
Never mess with a Quinn!!!
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Deadpool, where are you? "SMACK!" Ouch what was that fo.... Mileena's what are you doing here? Shut up!! Ow!! Sai blast GO!!! Ow my hand!! My other hand!!! Oh, so beautiful, so fair what a lovely hand to go to my collection!!! No, no, NOOOOOO!!!!! I woke up with Deadpool next to me. Get off me!! I look down. My boobs!!! Why am I nude? No, no, NOOOOO!!! Deadpool wake up, NOW!!! Try not to look at her boobs, try not to look at her boobs!! DEADPOOL!!! We can't keep having sex!!! I always have nightmares!!! Fine, I going to bed!!! No don't!! And he's a sleep!! Great, now I have something to hate about!!
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RomanceI feel bad, I can't really feel anything anymore. I feel depressed. I want to die! I want LOVE! Harley Quinn x Deadpool Find out what happens in the book!!!
