Diary Of A Warped Girl

Surprises Don't Amuse Me

"So where are we going?" I asked Dean as I ran around trying to find my glasses. "No idea. Pete just said to go to the office building place," Josh answered. "I'M BLIND!" I said running into the wall. "Ow."

"Why did you just run into the wall?" Dean asked dryly. "Glasses," I answered, rubbing my nose. "Could someone shove me in the direction of the kitchen?" I asked at what I thought was a person. "Kinza?" Ryder asked. "Yeah?" "That's a plant."

"You left them in the fridge. Again," Sam said bluntly. "HALLELUJA!" I yelled. I turned to face a slightly disappointed Sam. "What's wrong? Did someone have a wittuw accident?" I mocked. "No. But I know you did," Sam said back. I cocked an eyebrow, and he took out his phone and started texting someone. A moment later, I felt my phone buzz in my pocket, and realized Sam had texted me.

Sammy: Congrats lil sis. You're not preggers :D

My jaw dropped to the ground and I ran for the bathroom. When I came out, I looked as red as a tomato. I noticed Sam wasn't there when I came out, so I went to Dean. "Where's Sammy?" I asked. "With Sana. Why?" "Oh thank god. I thought he fucked up their relationship before they were married."

"So when and where are we supposed to meet Pete?" I asked, picking up my book and sitting by the kitchen door, only vaguely aware of what was going on around me. "Uh, 2:30, I think." I was too into the fact that Clay and Tom ahd found a surviving human girl but they let her escape. "Damn you, stupid bald employee," I muttered. I continued reading until Myra sat down beside me.

"Ooh, Stephen King. You should read Carrie afterwords. They're releasing the movie in late 2013/early 2014," she said. "Really?! That's so cool," I gushed, closing the book. "I still can't believe I'm planning a wedding." "Me neither."

"Let's go bridesmaid dress shopping when you're back in New York!" Myra suggested. "Or, we could go Wedding Dress hunting," Sana said from behind. "Why don't we go today?" "Pete's giving us a surprise. And then we're going to the hospital, because based on what I've experienced these past 2 days, I'm going to have a heart attack sometime soon."

"Don't be ridiculous. If you can stand Stephen King, you can survive Warped," Sana said calmly. "Well, the difference between reading a Stephen King book and going on Warped is that I can just sit in a room and read and be a wallflower. On Warped, I have to talk to people. I hate talking," I explained.

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"Hey! You're not in the hospital!" Pete said, coming out of the elevator. "Hello to you too," I replied, playing an intense game of Tetris. "Turn it right! No, left!" Pete said, looking over my shoulder. "It's my game," I pouted.

"Where is this 'surprise' anyways?" Dean asked. "Should we get a cab?" Josh suggested. "Oh no, we won't need to do that. I've arranged a ride, of sorts." "You're crazy," Ryder muttered as I smacked her on her arm.

We walked outside where a giant black SUV was. "Well, this isn't suspicious at all," I said, my sarcasm visible in my tone as well as my face. "Just get in," Pete said. "Whatever you say," I said as I climbed in.

"Ugh. Stupid laces," I heard Ryder mumble as she bent down to tie her laces. I picked up my song book and continued the song I had been working on. "Why is everyone so quiet?" Pete asked randomly. "Fruit Ninja," Ryder answered. "In a bit of a headlock," Josh choked out. "Dean, let him go!" I said while prying Josh's head out. "Ow!" "Sorry! You're the one who wanted to get out," I growled, now pulling on Josh's waist.

"Dean! Let. GO!" I said as I managed to grip out Josh's head, causing me to fall back onto Ryder causing Ryder to drop her phone and cry out in frustration. "Retards," we muttered at the same time. I started humming the tune I had developed.