South Park: A Book To Piss Off The Fandom (COMPLETED)

Style fanfiction

1: Jock!Stan

2: Nerd!Kyle

3: Homophobic!Shelia

4: Kyle's biggest secret; 'I'm gay and I have a crush on my super best friend'

5: 'if I tell him I love him it will ruin our friendship'

6: 'he'll hate me'

7: Homophobic!Cartman

8: Bebe likes Kyle

9: Wendy hates Kyle

10: Wendy confronts Stan about liking Kyle and acts like a bitch

11: 'I hate my hair'

12: 'but I love your hair'

13: sparkling emerald innocent eyes

14: Kyle's the shortest of the group

15: Stan's a quarterback

16: Kyle is the smartest

17: Kyle doesn't wear his hat

18: Kyle's ass

19: actually, I love when they complement his ass

20: homophobes..... So many homophobes

21: secret relationship

22: which Stan doesn't like hiding

23: I'm not gay!

24: just accept it Stan, Kyle is adorable

25: Kenny knows. He ALWAYS knows

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