South Park: A Book To Piss Off The Fandom (COMPLETED)

25 ways to piss off: bebe stevens

1: hide her shoes

2: burn her shoes

3: dress up as Clyde and break up with her

4: dress up as Wendy and flirt with Kyle

5: that will piss Stan off as well! That's his boyfriend!

6: become a stupid spoiled whore with three of the guys in the school and be a bigger whore then she was

7: burn the letterman jacket

8: wear better shoes then her

9: have bigger boobs then her

10: then the boys will think your smart awesome and cool

11: convince her tyde is canon

12: then convince her style is also canon

13: show her bendy fanfiction

14: tell her you think it's hot

15: but not as hot as style

16: because nothing is as hot as style

17: not even her boobs

18: Actually creek and style are both as hot as each other

19: brag about your bra size to Clyde

20: say she's just like Heidi Turner! A two faced bitch!

21: tell her all the boys are actually gay

22: tell her Clyde's story is that she looked so gross it put him off women all together

23: brag about all the clothes you have

24: Photoshop yourself to look better then her

25: because you better workout slut

Bebe was not harmed in the making of this chapter, however she has pulled out all my hair and burn all my bras