A Girls Guide to Life.

Periods

Hey guys please don't hate me for not updating!!! I'v been working on a secret second wattpad account.
Any (GERARD) way onto the, chapter!

Ok so ima just come right out and say it.
Periods, THEY SUUUUUUCK!!!!

I'm not gonna sugar coat it, they are the epitome of HELL on earth!

There's cramps,
And the fact that they like to just come at the worst time and ruin my life.

And the BLOOD let's not forget the blood! I HATE blood! I mean why can't it come with pee or some other weird liquid, anything but BLOOD! And and why does it have to be red! I mean come on uterus do you think I want my white sheets to random red spots on it.

Oh! and I don't use normal tampons with the terrifying plastic applicators so if I run out and I wanna go swimming I have to go every looking for a store that sells the kind I use because sometimes the store I buy them at has them and sometimes it doesn't.

Any way on to the part where I help you.

Ok so first off like I said NO ONE! Wants blood stains on their sheets much less visible ones so...

(1) get ether some red or black sheets and if it ether is around the time you period is supposed to start or you are seeing the signs that your body sends when it's about to start or it has started use those so that if you do accidentally leak through your pad or tampon or whatever you use, and get some blood on your sheets it won't be as obvious.

And if you do get blood on your sheets and it is visible...

(2) take your sheets (or whatever got blood on it) get some hydrogen peroxide and then take the hydrogen peroxide and wherever there's a blood stains pour the hydrogen peroxide on it then though it in the washing machine and set it to hot.

P.S do this as soon as possible.

(3) now this ones pretty common and well known but always keep extra tampons/pads/whatever you use in you bag/purse that way if you're at the mall or on a DATE and you randomly start your period your not gonna have a catastrophe. And I use the word catastrophe very loosely. And also if your friend starts their period but didn't have anything you can say "NO PROBLEM I GOT YOUR BACK!" And they will love you FOREVER!

(5) always have chocolate on hand. ALWAYS.
I don't think it needs any explanation.

(6) if you're on your period or about to start your period. I say this and I'll say it once.
DONT! WEAR! WHITE!!
Okay!?

(7) try and stay as calm as possible around people who aren't like your besties and already know you on you period, cause ether your gonna seem really rude, and sensitive, or your gonna get that one person that say "oh my god! Are you on your period?" And then your gonna wanna stab someone, however wanting to stab someone is just going to make you more mad cause you (most likely) don't want to go to jail.

(8) have a happy song. Cause we all know that when you are on your period. Your gonna be hella emotional! So have a song I don't care What it is (mine is hakuna matata.) but just have a song that no matter what makes you happy, that why if talking to someone or in public and about to have an emotional period breakdown, just start singing that song whether it's out loud or in your head just start singing that song and you'll be fine.

(9) ok so we all know that cramps SUCK!! And sometimes you don't have a heating pad. So go get an empty water bottle and turn the sink to hot until it starts to steam the fill the water bottle up with the hot water and there you go home made heating pad!!

Ok guys that's all I have for you today have a great day and remember your period only lasts a week sure it may come at the worst time most of the Time but next week your gonna be up and running again! So don't let you period get the best of you. Just take a few deep breaths, calm yourself down and then get right back out there.