The Milky Milk Carton ~ book 1

Skewl♡

I got 2skool at 8 am. I went 2al meh clasez and waited 4lunch.

Wen linch came, I wiz happi

I got meh lunch & remember da milk cartun.

I tuk it 2da shitting room and smiled

Or smelled idk

"Calum get out uv da shitter!" Mr. Dumas said

"Never!" I said

I opund the carton.

I tuk a deep breath and did it

I shuvd my thingy in da milk carton.

De milk over flood on da floor.

It got milky

I tuk ma thingy out and threw de carton at Mr. Dumas

I knocked him out

He died

Mrs. Jakas cam to yell @ meh.

I threw the carton at her and killed her 2.

I hav a magical milky milk carton !!

I went bak 2 da linch room and threw it at Michelle. He died 2. I threw it @ leuk and ashtun. Leuk didn't di.

"Omg leuk wer ment 2 b togeter lets hav 27 kids." I said

"O k lets do dat." He said.

We had 27 kids togeter about 1 year l8r.

"I luv u leuk." I said

"I luv u Calum" leuk said

I pulled out my milky milk carton and we had a thrreesome

THE END