[Sam has sent a public picture]
D.W: Wow so beautiful!
[Castiel has joined the chat]
Castiel: What the hell!?!
D.W: What are you doing here?
Castiel: Do you know her??!
D.W: Who? The WHALE?
Castiel: I see what your doing.
D.W: I liked the pic. So what?
Castiel: I knew you were cheating but I didn't think you would go this low. How old is she?? SHE lookS like a BABY! Your disgusting. Don't bother coming over tonight. JERK!
D.W: do you seriously think I'm cheating on you with a WHALE? That's insane. U nutz wtf is your problem let me live my life and do what I want online!
Castiel: YOU are the crazy one! YOU just lost the best thing you've ever had. Just threw all your clothes in the ocean. I hope you two are happy together. Ugh now I know why you always smelled like salt.
D.W: I'm a HUNTER. Of course I smell like salt! Babe calm down. This is a whale. I'm not cheating on you with a whale. I'm human aren't I? Just calm down let me come over, please don't throw away my T's.
Castiel: How could you! Sleeping around behind my back! I'm done with your LiEs.
D.W: Cas please. C'mon you're being crazy. I'm not sleeping with a fish! I'm on my way right now. Let me come over and talk things out babe.
Castiel: Fine. Maybe I over-reacted. Come over and we can talk.
D.W: K I'll be there in 10, ily!
[Baby Humpback has joined the chat]
Baby Humpback: who are you calling FISH?! IM A MAMMAL DEAN! And I deserve better. You can kiss my sweet Fluke goodbye. I'm heading north for the Summer. θ＼(；￢_￢)
Castiel: WTF?!?
D.W: shit.
