[D.W was invited to the chat by Castiel]
Castiel: Dean I want to go back to the bunker.
Castiel: I just want to take a shower and sleep
D.W: You're gonna sleep in the shower? Great idea
Castiel: Oh yea totally
Castiel: I'm secretly a mermaid
D.W: I fucking knew it
Castiel: Yeah Ariel is my aunt
D.W: Could I meet her sometime?
Castiel: She's in the Pacific right now
D.W: Oh I saw her last month off the coast of California
Castiel: Oh Cool I hope she's doing okay
D.W: I dunno. Last time I checked she was caught in a fisherman's a net
Castiel. Oh no
Castiel: Not again
Castiel: She's training to be a siren you see
Castiel: She's not doing so well
D.W: Obviously. Her singing is terrible. Someone should give her underwater vocal lessons.
Castiel: That and she isn't close enough to land. So they're just floating up to her and throwing the net over her.
D.W: Yeah. I heard she is getting into underwater pole dancing again. You should talk her out of it.
Castiel: She disappoints me.
