[Castiel has joined the chat]
Castiel: Hello Dean.
D.W: Cas!? Since when could u text?!
Castiel: Dean I have been walking this earth thousands of years before you. I have witnessed the evolution of mankind and I will be a witness to its downfall. The things you undergo are nothing compared to what I have done and seen. Do not insult me by presuming I cannot simply press the buttons of a cellular device to communicate with friends and family.
[Sam Winchester has joined the chat]
Sam: Mmmm bitch get rekt
D.W: can you read past texts with this?
Sam: Yerp
D.W: Well Cas I don't see why you would need to text family considering your entire either hates you or is dead
Castiel: Look who's talking.
Sam: ;-;