I bet yall are thinking Emily what the hell is this well basically its about an otter duh.
Josh gets turned into an otter and Dan is really no help.
Josh's POV
I really have no idea how this happened i just woke up as a fucking otter. Maybe Dan could help me figure this out.
I turned to the sleeping figure of my boyfruend next to me. This is definatky gonna put a twist on our realtionship.
I nudged him with my nose. He groaned but didnt wake up.
I sighed plan two then. Sorry about this Dan. I bite him.
It was quite funny actually he screamed like a little girl. I should do that more often.
"Josh what the hell" Dan said outraged turning to find that I was an otter (Well he didnt know the otter was me)
"Josh? where are you?" Dan said confused "Also I didnt know we had an otter"
I sighed we dont the otter is me.
"hmm i should probably ring the RSPCA about this" Dan muttered
FUCK NO.
I quickly hopped off the bed. needing to find away to communicate to Dan that its me.
"Hmm now where are you going" Dan said
Wait a second i havnt tried speaking i mean a speaking otter wouldnt be the weirdest thing since I AM THE OTTER.
"Dan its me Josh i'm the fucking otter you dick" I said Well looks like i can speak thats cool
"Wait seriously your an otter" Dan said trying to hold back a laugh
"Yes you twat" I said
Dan burst into laughter. "Thats the funniest thing i've ever heard oh my god" Dan said through his laughter
"I will bite you again" I said
"You wouldnt"
"Do you wanna find out"
"Not really"
"Thought not, now help me" I whined
"Fine okay well how did this happen?" Dan asked
"I dont know"
"Well if you dont know then we wont know how to turn you back" Dan replied
"Hmm Google" I said
"Google it is" Dan nodded
*****
So we googled it and we found out nothing.
"Are you sure you dont remeber anything?" Dan asked
"hmm well..." I started
"Well what?" Dan sighed
"I may have insulted one of tjose fortune people yesterday" I muttered
"Joshhhhhh" Dan whined
"Shut up she was being wierd and freaking me out" I muttered
"Thats no reason to insult her and now your a fucking otter you twat" Dan said
"You sound like my mum" I said
"Maybe i am you mum" Dan joked
"Well that would be very wring and weird since im dating you" I pointed out
"Fair point" he replied
"Can we just go talk to tue voodoo lady now" I said
"Fine but you'll habe to show me the way and you probably shouldnt talk it might freak people out" Dan said
"Didn't freak you out" I muttered
"I woke up to an otter biting my leg it talking then turning out to be my boyfriend would actualky explain why more tyan freak me out" Dan replied
"Fair point" I said
He then picked me up and put me on his shoulder.
"Why?" I asked
"You dont want to get trampled do you" Dan said
"No" i sighed
"Good now lets go"
****
We finally made it to the voodoo lady's place with minimum casulaties. Which means i only bit dan once it was hilarious.
We entered the place. The voodoo lady nowhere in sight.
"Yo voodoo lady you in here" I called
"Josh thats rude" Dan scoulded
"Okay mum" I muttered sarcasticly
Dan just sighed. "You're like an ill mannered teenager"
I stuck my tounge out at him.
Then the voodoo lady walked out from behind one of those beaded curtin things.
"Ive been expecting you Daniel Flint and Joshua Franceschi" The lady grinned wickidly looking at Dan then me.
"So you know im an otter great turn me back" I demanded
"Josh manners" Dan said glaring me
"Okay now you really sound like my mum which is weird Stahp" I whined
"Then act like an adult" Dan responded
I just rolled my eyes.
"I will turn you back once you have proven to me that you are sorry?" she resposned
"I am sorry for insulting you the other day it was rude of me" I said (Then she turned me into an otter so im not as sorry as i wpupd of been but still)
"Nope not good enough" She said
"What i apologised I truely am sorry about insulting you i mean it makes me.no better than the people who insult me so ofcourse i feel bad about it how is that not good enough" I said realky confused
"You could be lying i want soild proof you're sorry"
"Daaannnn help me out here" I whined
"Look he's sorry he apologised and means it i know him better than my own backhand and he obviously feels bad about it now turn him back. Anyway changing him into an otter because he was rude to you is stupid and a total overreaction who are you someone from tumblr who hasnt been outside" Dan said
"B-but..." She started trying to defend herself
"No buts turn him back" Dan demanded
"Fine" She grumbled and tuen me back
One flaw im naked. Well shit.
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