This is a ship that me and jess just created i think i dunno i havnt seen anyone else ship it yet but yea we love this omg SomethingVicious here is your one shot Jess Also this is like the onky puc i could find of the two so THOSE TWO NEED tO MEET NOW OMF
So the plot is 'We somehow got stuck overnight in Ikea and i just wanna go to sleep in one of the display beds but you're slowly convincing me the it'd be fun to see how much shit we can get into before the morning staff come to open the store' -Prompt from tumblr
Jack's POV
"Shane no i just wanna sleep in a display bed" I whined
"Oh c'mon Jackaboy itll be fun to mess the store up a little" Shane said temptingly
"Shane" I said loudly
"Your so loud" Shane teased
"Yea but you love it" I grinned
"Yea I do your my loud boyfriend" Shane grinned
"Doesnt mean im gonna get into trouble for you though" I replied
"Jaaaaaack c'mon just imagine the faces of the morning staff when they open the store" Shane said
I chuckled slightly "Okay fine but not too much" I said giving in
"THANK YOU JACK" Shane cried givving me a hug and a pecking me on the cheek
I chuxkled "Yea, yea ,yea whats first"
"Hmm how about tinsel" Shane grinned
"What are we going to do with the tinsel" I asked raising an eyebrow
"Oh you know decorate" Shane grinned cheekily
"If we get a fine for this you're paying" I stated
"Yea yea Irish boy" Shane grinned
"C'mkn then lets dexorate" I sais shaking myhead chuckling
Shane grinned and dragged me towards the tinsel.
"you get the green stuff I'll handle the red" Shane said greening
"is that cos im irish racist shit" I joked grinning
"Yea it is mr green hair" Shane chuckled ruffling my hair
"Piss off" I chuckled sorting my hair out
Shane rolled his eyes "Just get the tinsel" He said
I grabbed the green tinsel and shane grbbed the red. We went to the front of thr store and started our work after a cew hours the place looked as though choldren had throwen tinsel around at random.
"Okay now" I asked turning around just as a banana pie hit my face
"FOOD FIGHT" Shane yelled
I wiped the pie off my face glaring at Shane.
"Your going down" I said
We then both ran to the food aisle each claming an aisle the unclamied aisle remained netrual.
We immediatly started flinging food around. It was an all out war. By the end i had won and the entire food area was covered head to toe in food.
"We are in so much trouble" I laughed
"I know right" Snane xhuckled
"Your still payinh the fine" I said
"Sure thing Jackaboy" Shane smiled
"C'mon lets just go to sleep" I said pullibg shane towards a display bed just as the door open.
We both looked at each other and dived for cover thw mornjng staff were here and we need to get out with out being caught
"We are so screwed" I whispered to shane
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A-Z Oneshot challenge
RandomBasically this is where you write a oneshot for each letter in the alphabet so you choose a word that begins with the letter so Apole for A then your main theme is that word get okay Aweosme :)
