FNaF ship stereotypes

THE MAGIC ANON

(A/N: A lil quickie author's note before we start. First off, WARNING: If you are a strong-headed Foxica fan that does not like their opinions to be poked at for fun and for the sake of comedy, I advise you to just skip right through this chapter. Second, no this is not a stereotype thing that you guys are used to, but yes, this is a stereotype of Foxica that I will be poking fun at, and yes, I will be doing this to other ships too so don't get all offended in the comments saying I'm just hating on Foxica. Third, If you did read this and now you're offended, I warned you already so don't come complaining to me. Fourthly, Enjoy, this took me a long time to make.)

BEFORE FOXICA HATE COMMENTS

•Foxica fan: [scene cuts to a Fangle fan still doing nothing. A stick is thrown at a Fangle fan's head. The Foxica fan is drawing a picture of Foxy and Chica NSFW] How's it going over there at Club Shell-for-Brains? Mmm-mmm-mmm. I am hungry. I wonder what's on the menu for Club Foxica tonight? [finishes up a drawing of Foxy and Chica] Ah... [puts the drawing on their Tumblr wall and walks over to a Fangle fan and waves the Tumblr page in their face] Doesn't that look good, you useless Foxy x Mangle fan? You haven't had a single Tony Crynight episode in weeks. [walks over to another Fangle fan] How about you, Fangle user? A big mouth's gotta complain and hate. Well, you can't because I disabled the comments. [walks away from the other Fangle user] And do you know why, you useless piece of trash? Because your club president is a worthless unknown user! If you had listened to me you'd have more fanart, less shitty animations, and a roaring audience. But instead you listened to a talking Anon... [moves back to Club Foxica] that tells you nothing! As if the answers to solve all your problems will fall right out of the hands of Scott Cawthon himself! [laughs]

AFTER FOXICA HATE COMMENTS

[All the Fangle fans start making fan art and fanfictions and theories. One Fangle fan draws some really nice fan art and another writes a fanfiction. They laugh]
•Foxica fan: Uh, hey, uh, Fangle fans... that sure is a lot of good art you got there.
•Fangle fan: It's a gift from the Magic Anon.
•Foxica fan: Everything sure looks great. [gasps] Oh! Paint tool Sai! My favorite! [takes a look but a Fangle fan already submits it to Deviantart] Uh, hey, uh, [laughs] Fangle fans, I... you know I was just kidding around earlier and-and-and I-I-I mean I'm... I'm still part of the club, right? And... and-and-and-and-and after all, the-the club's gotta stick together, and I-I mean... you know, I-I, um... [stammers]
•Fangle fan: Foxica fan?
•Foxica fan: Yeah?
•Fangle fan: Never a member, always welcome to be a member.
•Fangle fans: [clink glasses] To the club! [victory screech]
•Foxica fan: Yeah. [mimics the victory screech] Now, uh, if you'll excuse me... [runs to the table with all the art] All right... What shall I select first? The crappy ones, the good ones, the Fire Alpaca ones, the amazing ones?
•Fangle fan: Why don't you ask... the Magic Anon, Foxica fan?
•Foxica fan: Oh, yeah, like that'll happen. Right after I consult the Magic forum.
[Fangle fans pull the table away and block it]
•Fangle fan: [gasps] Foxica fan, are you questioning the authority of the Magic Anon? The Anon is the one who gave us this banquet. This copyrighted Anon is the cornerstone of our organization.
•Fangle fan #69: [whispering] Maybe he's not a brother.
[Fangle fan #87 looks at the Foxica fan wide-eyed]
•Foxica fan: [chuckles] Hey, y-you guys have it all wrong. I-I love this, uh, blog. [takes the Magic Anon from the Fangle fan] Uh, hello there. Magic Anon, uh, I was wondering... uh, should I have the art or the fanfiction?
•Magic Anon: Neither.
•Foxica fan: Oh. Then how about the theories?
•Magic Anon: I don't think so.
•Foxica fan: Could I have anything?
•Magic Anon: No.
•Foxica fan: No?! What do you mean "no"? I'm waiting here!
•Fangle fan: [takes Magic Anon] Here, let me try. Magic Anon, could this Foxica fan have some of this amazing, best, super-terrific art?
•Magic Anon: No.
•Fangle fan: Hmm... Could I have this amazing, best, super-terrific art?
•Magic Anon: Yes.
•Fangle fan: All right! [Takes the art and signs it] Sorry, Foxica fan.