*loud sigh*
I fucking hate this
Purple guy x OC (Purple[insert OC here]):
The ship-
Honestly about this... if I can even call it a ship, I'm just going to let all my anger out right here, right now. Kapeesh?
Good.
*deep breath*
What in your right mind makes you think that being with a serial killer and possible pedophile is okay? I mean, seriously, even bronies can't fuck up a fandom this hard. And they're grown men who like my little FUCKING PONY. Like Jesus Christ, ken you not?
Alright, 'nuff said, onto the real deal. You can calm your tits now.
Anyways... now where was I?
Oh yeah...
So as I was saying,
The story usually contains Purple guy (woah no shit), the animatronics being shipped together or with an OC, and a PERFECTIONIST female guard who falls in love with Purple gu- I mean, Vincent. But only one problem, Vincent Senpai won't notice OC-chan! So, in order to gain his love, she suddenly out of the blue, murders a child (or a family member/friend if she's that 'unique') and becomes insane. Then Vincent-Senpai and OC-chan live happily ever after! Teh nd! Derpy derp!
The fans-
It's like the Foxy thing, the only people that love it are the creators of it, or in some rare cases, other people too.
You know, I kinda feel like I've seen this before...
*COUGHCREEPYPASTACOUGH*
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FNaF ship stereotypes
FanfictionWARNING: If you get easily offended by offensive humor or opinions, do not come to me and complain. Try to be nice, please. You have been warned. Thank you. (Cover art by: MEEE BLITCHES)
