Darkness vs Light(ness): The World's Most Parody-ish Pokémon Fanfiction

Quickie Author's Note

Welcome, newbies and old bees alike! (Mostly old bees) Welcome to the special project I've been working on that is the worst thing I will ever write. If you're curious on Lavender League, I'm working on it, but it's been hard to start the next chapter and I'm kinda a bit burned out. I'm also busy with school and other Wattpad things I should be working on, so the earliest I think it could come out is in a couple of days. Sorry, people who read it. Also, unfortunately, this author's note doesn't talk about the story of my life. Deal with it.

Now, this is pretty much an escape book to work on when I'm really tired. It probably will be updated more frequently, but no promises. This is a parody of Pokémon fanfiction, specifically on Wattpad ones. It will have more shiny Pokémon, Mary Sues, and dumb clichés than the actual fanfiction. I will also try to include other dumb tropes from other genres as well. I'm not going to use bad grammar or weird writing, but I'll still make fun of dumb stuff like POVs (because f*** context clues, am I right?).

First off, I apologize in advance if you feel offended by this book and if you have done any of these clichés in your own stories. Remember, it's writing that makes a story, not details. I also apologize that I don't give a s*** if you take offense. Also, if this is one of your first books on Wattpad, I also recommend reading other Pokémon fanfics to get more laughter and enjoyment out of this one.

Now, the last things I have to say is a demand as my loyal fanbase 2.0. You. Must. Comment. Comment criticism. Comment funny things. Comment shipping wars. Comment random things. Comment memes. Comment ANYTHING. Also, please comment a dumb part of fanfiction that you want me to make fun of. Unlike updates, I comment and respond requently, so I'll read and respond to worthy ones. Enough warning, and let's get to the book!

~Nooblyn