BOOK OF COMPLETE NONSENSE

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20:57

Got dye on my hand ,IT.WONT.RINSE.THE.FUCK.OUT
WHAT THE FUCK ,BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
I dyed my hair PINK!IT LOOKS LIKE COTTON MOTHERDUCKIN CANDY

21:16

Okay so we have like the particles and they start moving slower and ppl are like oh no ice age and then everything freezes and nothing moves
Idk

GOD I AM TYPING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
SO FUCKING FAST
OMG
oreos are good 4 ones soul and mind,but not so much with the body weight
Someone yelled at me,bc he's a dick

05:24

Damn I fell asleep
DAMMIT
Good morning, unless it's the afternoon for you then,good afternoon or,goodnight or,good evening
I provide Greetings for everyone
I'm not going to school bc I'm basically dying
Well not dying,I feel like I'm dying
That dye still WONT.RINSE.THE.FUCK.OUT
Fun fact : half this shit is built off of what I said when I was drunk,LOL
I'm weird (er) when I'm drunk

16:00

Have you guys heard of the Vocaloid One?
She's actually pretty good
There's also a Vocaloid that has a French name that translates to ass ,DAFUQ! ?!
I might change the name again,bc I'm an indecisive lil bitch
That amazing moment when you change the language on your phone yet you understand everything perfectly,that's my situation at the moment,I changed it to Korean bc I'm a fearless bastard
OH THE REBELLION! !!
Off the charts
I saw a woman wearing a Ho ass dress today,I think she's either fucking her boss or she's a prostitute
Maybe she's a prostitute that's fucking her boss o.O
I was driving today and this fucking woman is talking to herself saying: " he stole my money"
I asked her who stole her money, she said god
May God bless that woman
Syler got home from school and he immediately hugs me then goes and then makes a sandwich ,WTF DUDE STAPH
you shouldn't hug like at any time of the day
But he's Syler,cute af ,so I'll let him
That's all I have to say

BOOH BYE BYE BOOH