BOOK OF COMPLETE NONSENSE

Real Mature

So I'm a vegan but I don't eat much so this is what it's like in a day of my life

Friend : I don't understand! !!!!!!!!
Me : what?
Friend : I don't understand why you eat so little but your slim and I eat so much and I'm fat I mean I eat meat, vegetables and I drink water and coke I just don't understand!
Me: first of all you should try not drinking coke second of all try not eat so much meat third of all try not eat so much
Friend : but meat is good for you
Me : but vegetables are easier to digest
Friend : your just making up facts
Me: when you get diabetes ( did I spell that right) and die it's not my fault
Friend : ... fuck you I guess

*video chatting with friend *
Hey
Hi
How r u
Good you
Fine
This is getting boring bye
Bye
( I'm like the Hitachiin twins once I get bored I ditch it :P)