mom's sometimes don't talk to you in a loving way I should know but here's a few things my mom has said and some things I heard on YouTube or Vine
expectation:
you:*spills drink*
mom: oh no sweetie what happened please clean this upreality:
mom : WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED CLEAN THIS UP NOW!!!!!!!2.
MOM: momma gonna beat yo ass now and when daddy gets home it's gonna be round 2 ding ding3.
mom: *kicks you over and over*
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING THE CHOCOLATE! !!!!!4.
me: I hate it
mom: Fuck you eat the damn thing stupid little asshole5.
mom: what did I tell you about playing on the phone
What did I tell you about playing in the rain!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT PLAYING IN THE FREEZER!!6.
mom: if yo friend jumps off the building you gonna go too
me: Hell yeah bitch that's ma nigga7.
mom: my ROOF my RULES8.
MOM: where you ACT UP is where you get BEAT UP9.
me : can I have friends over
mom: where they from?
do I know them?
are they in the basement?
are they in your room?
are they gay?
are they boys?
do they swear?hey people people
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