BOOK OF COMPLETE NONSENSE

yo wtf charlie

Charlie charlie if you haven't heard is a Mexican demon which you summon by taking a piece of paper and dividing it into 4 equal pieces and write yes in two and no in two once you've done that you take 2 pencils and put them on top on each other once your done you chant the words : charlie charlie are you there or charlie charlie can we play, if it goes to yes you can ask him questions if you want to end the game you say charlie charlie can you leave ,most times it goes to no but you shouldn't give a shit or two about that ,to officially end the game you break the pencils and burn the paper
Any more questions about charlie leave them in the comments

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charlie charlie * knocks pencil and paper off desk * oh hell no I'm a Hindu I ain't lettin no demon in my house no no no

CHARLIE CHARLIE CAN WE PLAY ! *  goes to yes * MOMMA GET YO BAGS WE'RE MOVING  THERE IS A FUCKING GHOST

Me : charlie charlie can we play * goes to yes *
Friends : ahhhhhhhhhhhhh HOLY SHIT
Me : okay will we die tonight * goes to no then back to yes *( I'm still alive so charlie be lyin )
Friends : oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Me : okay okay I get you don't like us but really nigga you say we gonna die bitch please

Ouija board session

So we got a ouija board and tested it out here is everything that me and my friend asked

Me : are there any spirits
Ouija: goes to yes
Me : what is your name
Ouija : Natas  ( translation satan

Ouija : spells : make a deal
Me : what deal
Ouija : a wish
Me : I wish you would show yourself to make a deal
Ouija : can't
Me : why
Me : what do you want in return if I make a deal
Ouija : your soul
Me : sorry bud can't have it
Ouija : yes
Me: no motherfuckin idiot

Hey guys So um I suggest you don't use a ouija board as you are allowing demonic spirits to enter your life
Charlie charlie is safe as long as you do what is at the beginning of the chapter
Booh bye bye Booh