Melvins

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so that guy melvin who i told you about in a previous chapter.this guy was so ghetto  i guess you could say like he was so obssesed with the "hood" hes probaly never even set foot in the hood with his lying ass.so i have this friend lets call her Tee so she and melvin went to school together before they came to our school "school of smart kids".so melvin would always talk about how he would get the girls at his old school "deadsaw"(its close to the real name of the school)but anyway Tee told us that he never got any girls he would sit by the trashcan with this guy named baldy.me and the few friends that she told thought that was the funniest thing ever.then this guy would always talk about shoes.he would have the latest shoes like the newset jordans,lebrons,nikes,etc.he would talk about them everyday.ima get the new so and sos or when the new infrareds drop ima sell these and get the what evers.i couldnt personally understand why would you buy a pair of $300 shoes wear them for like a week then sell them for something even less.o found that complety pointless and a waster of his parents time and money.Then he would get a new pair of shoes and not even bend his legs or feer when he walked he didnt want to crease his shoes.like really n***a?!!!???!?!?!?!? that happens to everybody.you look stupid like you have a stick shoved up your ass or you didnt wipe and now the shit is drying up and cutting you on the inside.he looked really x 1 million stupid.


this girl has showed me a picture of him on instagram one day he even looked stupider.he had cut his hair like that stair step thing thats going on or what ever its called.he dyed a piece of that blonde(not that i have a problem with that picture he took he made me question a few things)the picture of him he was in the bathroom under the light.he was trying to play for team light skin,ummm no sir you are way to dark for that.Plus he had his lips pursed like he was trying to blow a kiss.not cute sir not at all.


the only reason why i wrote this chapter is because every now and then me and a few friends like to poke fun at his stupidity.and today was one of those days.


moral of the story is don't be a melvin and if you know a melvin or are a melvin please like and vote my story.




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