1) She has a fucking wicked sense of humour
2) she has regard for others, but is still a strong personality
3) she's a real feminist, meaning she isn't all about that women>men shit
4) she's one of those beautiful people who don't know they're beautiful
5) She always makes me smile
6) She is someone I actually trust "don't trust strangers on the internet, kids" -Internet Safety videos
7) She actually does give a shit, despite her frequent zero fucks attitude
8) She admires other people for their qualities
9) She means the world to me
10) Shes one out of the two people I talk about as if they're my girlfriend/boyfriend but I'm not dating them stop being so straight, Catt
11) Shes supportive
12) She doesn't withdraw her honest opinion
13) I am building a demonic shrine to Catt and Ryan Seaman (IM NOT DONE)
14) Shes her own person, and no one can change that
15) Despite her "strong personality", she's actually quite sensitive
16) CLASS A BITCH BABY
17) Somehow I end up mentioning her in every day conversation with my friends like "yeah my friend in the uk..."
18) She probably is smiling while reading this
19) I love her no homo bro lmao
20) gOod shIt yeAh tHaT eaR ActiOn mMMmm
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A Professional's Guide To Ranting And Being Pointless On The Internet
RandomThis book is like a giant rant and vent book tied in with random comments and opinions. written by someone who's brain is the human equivalent of Gerard Way's twitter but this book is not the equivalent of Gerard Way's Twitter it's quite together
