A Professional's Guide To Ranting And Being Pointless On The Internet

5- Updates*IMPORTANT

My brother has recently started responding to everything with "the meat sweats".

And so have my parents.

Please help me.

So, here's an update on my life:

1) I'm friends with my ex again. Also, both of my exes follow me on Wattpad so we can't have chats about them anymore. :P

2) I'm going to see Fall Out BOY IN EXACTLY A WEEK. WOOT WOOT. IM SO FUCKING EXCITED HOLY SHIT.

3) Its Catt's birthday on July 18th so fuCKING REMEMBER EVERYONE OR I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN.

Update on the books:

1) As you all can see, I removed 'A Bad Case Of Caraphernelia' and 'The Perfect Paradox' from my works. I promise I have reasons. Such as, I wasn't able to update on a schedule because I had too many books to write.

ABCOC: I don't wish to follow the old storyline, and am instead making it a book about Catt and Ryan

TPP: I'm rewriting it later on. It was going flat and I needed to spice it up.

2) *sigh* I haven't been doing my best writing. I've been rushing to get the chapters done, and instead I want to work a bit slower so I will remember to update, and give you the beautiful stories you deserve. I'm so sorry. At least I can admit it.

3) I've decided I shall only work on 2 separate books at a time, and if so, 1 short story/#-shot. I've been trying 4 at a time, and that's been getting low quality writing.

4) I am only writing:

-Cemetery Backyards (Kellic)

-Déjà Vu (Kellic)

Currently. I also have another book planned, but title will be released after one of the previously mentioned books are finished. Most likely after Cemetery Backyards.

Meanwhile, I'll make sure to keep you entertained.

5) I AM ONLY WRITING BOYXBOY FROM NOW ON WITH ONE (well, two) EXCEPTIONS.

The first exception was the first book I ever wrote, Caraphernelia. It's horribly written, and I started it back before I had ventured into the world of gay fan fiction. I had only read one series back then, the 'Kidnapped By My Chemical Romance' trilogy by xxsophiexx95. The first gay fanfiction I ever read I cannot remember, but I never went back unless it was one of my friend's books. But usually my friends write Frerards or Kellics. Maybe Jalex or Cashby. (: But I never went back. You never do. My first smut was 'I Don't Give A Shit, Sir.', and it got me hooked. And I'm getting off topic, oops. But there's no way in hell I'd delete this book because it's where Catt and I really truly met.

The second exception is 'A Bad Case Of Caraphernelia', because obviously Catt is a girl, and Ryan is a boy, making it, incoming shocker, a BoyxGirl.

I promised Catt I'd write it, and I have no intention of backing down on it. Once I finish Déjà Vu, I shall begin writing it. Love ya, Catt (:

Please remember to pay attention to the chapters I post in this book. No one seems to pay attention to my message board, but you might in this book. If I have a '*' in the chapter title, it has information you REALLY WOULD LIKE to know. If it doesn't, it's just what the title of this book says; opinions and being pointless on the internet.

Anyhoo, back to writing (and reading.)

Be sure to check out my Reading Lists, after I read a really good/funny book I add it. Maybe I should categorize them by ship, but right now I have:

·Kellics

·Not Kellics

·Friend's Writing

- xo Destery/Shadow/total ptv trash